Thursday, October 29, 2009

2 Adult jokes and a song...for Harini

Disclaimer: Adult and Explicit content ... read at your own risk...lol!!!.

Hahahaha!! the title sounded like weddings and a funeral type... and this post is dedicated to my sweet friend Harini who just turned legal few days back and now can read this post without any legal tussel of putting my in jail for showing an underaged.. explicit content..... Kindda wat paedophiles do :D.... and ...guess wat I wrote this post on birthday and yet decided not to post on the day she turned legal...hahaha but now..she wanted it...so couldn't help it....

Let's go to the jokes......

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."


The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"


and the next one....

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.

The golf pro says, "Not bad, Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!"

Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards.

Golf pro: "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.

Golf pro: "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth."

Hahahahah!!!! I wanted to share these PJs for long but couldn't as one of my follower was juvi :P but now she ain't...so happy birthday sweets....and now I can flirt back with ya...hahahha!!!!

A song for you dear Harini ..a song that I am nowadays hearing like hundred times a day on repeated mode... :)

Fire burning the danceflooor



PS: Just a light adult humor... more serious whining coming soon :D..lol and visited all of your blogs today but couldn't drop comment..will do tomorrow if time permits... love you all...




10 comments:

  1. DD,
    AWWWWWWWW
    Thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhh
    So sweeeeeeeeeet
    And lol@ the jokes.. :P
    You're actually the only person who made me feel adult!!
    :P
    I actually meant that adult hone ka ehsaas tumhi ne mujhe dilaya
    :P
    Uff
    ok i meant that you're the one who reminded me that I was adult
    UFFFFF
    forget it
    :P
    You get what i mean, don't you??
    *winks*
    And thanks for the songs. I loved it.. the lyrics were so nice
    :)

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  2. wow that was good post for harini...well i am still a kid so cant read the jokes :P....

    nice song :)..

    urs..hemu..

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  3. Lol on the jokes!! These jokes took me back to my college days, we used to get such jokes as sms forwards. :P

    Anyways, happy b'day Harini. :)

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  4. Harini

    U r so welcome sweets....

    and I can understand ur overwhelming emotions after reading the post...

    adult hone ka ehsaas......??? Naughty u ..waddya doin ?? huh ???? :D

    and the song is really wonderful nd has a birthday theme too :D

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  5. Hobo :P

    hahahahahah...lol...sure sure..wateva help u make it more understandable.. :D

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  6. Hemanth..

    lol...yeah yeah i know kiddo...I know that's what ur wife call u wen ur love overwhelms her...I hope u ain't telling the same there... :D

    and the song really has a party flavor... :D

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  7. Ria...

    I was and m so bad in replying sms..so nowadays these contents are hard to find... :D...lol.

    and I think Harini will be happy getting the bday wish from ya :D

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  8. Lol. The golf one is simply hillarious.

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