Saturday, May 30, 2009

Cruel girls Vs Innocent boys

This morning I was thinking about why we always blame males for the faults committed...and the females are always said the victim.... ????

Wait...............

Kareena dumped the puppy faced Shahid for better Saif

Katrina got sucessful and dumped Sallu

Aish got sucessful and dumped Sallu for Bachhan family

Aish Dumped Vivek as she was too hit for him

 Most of the girls dump their bf if they come in their success path

Bosses are sexually aroused by females for promotion and then lawsuits of harassment  follows


Girls dump boys if they are ugly

Girls dump boys if they are failures in life

Girls dump boys if they are immodest

Girls dump boys if they are not decent.


Oh my god!!! Boys never dumped girls for any of the above reasons...... they find them sexy and more lovable with the above reasons....see boys are so full of love and affection...

:O

Who said boys are to be blamed.......??????

Man ...these girls disguises themselves so well..... :O

Open ur eyes world :D :D..ur always blaming the wrong species here :O


Grrrrrrr !!!!

Final Deduction

Girls are all Meany weanie ..... :-|

**Image courtesy : Fotosearch





PS: U know I so love hot girls...so hot girls are autoexempted from the post argument :P

Monday, May 25, 2009

FCUK POST*****************

***Adult Contents** *NOT FOR MINORS*** 

I am now seriously in some NON WRITER'S BLOCK..... it is similar to WRITER'S BLOCK ...but it is different in the sense that it can happen to those people too who don't know how to write....so that they don't feel segregated... ...anyway now I kno u will all say no u r a good writer and blah blah

What????

U agree to me that I can't write.... ?????????
:O
now what the hell....U should be saying u write well...that's why I said I can't write.....I was being modest here....  :(


LOL.......

Now that I call Nonsense Ramblings.......

There are tits and bits of information ...oops not that tits...stop being perverted.....
uff

so bits of information about my life.....

1) I am in NON WRITER'S BLOCK.....so I don' know what to write....

2) Dad's been transferred to KOLKATA....and now after so long I can write it my official residence...

3) Saturday I cooked Chicken and Rice...and I know U will all hate to see the pic..so i am not showing them :D

4) I am freaking tired.....mentally exhausted.... and sad that I am done with love.... and wat makes me freaking disgusted that.....those friends who called me brother and best friends....are still there in my ex's new account's frndlist....and the wat the fuck fact  was I had to search her from their lists....anyways..I was not going to add her....but it freaks me out wen I find people supporting her even whne she is the dumper here....

5) My mind is clogged up with work ideas which I left them pending for long....and now I am so tired that I am thinking to quit before the deadlines.....

6) One good news is My Sir's son and my closest little friend..got selected in IIT JEE and I am very happy for him....

7) And last night I went to ORCHID and the fucktards didn't gave me my ITBHU discount.....Son of gun told me that bill is out so they can't give any......


8) BTw what the fuck is Son of gun.....I never heard it before....it sounds like kinnda appreciation than a slang...

9) What....u want more...there is nothing left in my life....and I m tired using my hands...I am thinking to buy sumthing that I can use as alternative.......No Buddy... I am not talking about Hands-free for my mobile....

10) OH! fans of Samby...u can catch him on his blog through my blog list....and believe me those wants to take training on military slangs...u can find it there...oh btw dad's a military guy and I know a lot too.....

11) seriously I wanna fuck sumone inside out.....may be thrash sumone to death.....and I am so freaky rigt now........Yeah even if U give that HOSE or wateva the fuck his name of MTV wassup...I think I might do sumthing good for the world.....Man he is so disgusting.....thinking about him makes me more disgusted....wat the fuck ...somebody pleasemake that guy shut up....ridiculous....




Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anyways.....sorry for fuck words ...but I know ....wateva the fuck u pretend to be...u say it fucks or sucks  more than that the post said....

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and Don't give me any lecture on slangs..I know it by heart....






Monday, May 18, 2009

Another foody goody post

This weekend ...I was home-alone... TV was shouting election results and situation was tensed...so I thought why not I cook my food today.... and I went to market to replenish my kitchen which is otherwise filled with veggie stuff as my flatmate is a veggie...

So...here are the few pics of my lunch from it's preparation to moments before it went all down my stomach...

For the veggie guys...pics may be disturbing for ya....but for u guys...I am starting from a complete veggie pic....

 
This is Basmati rice.....completely steamy hot

  
Food without Salad ..I can't imagine... :P


Now the actual thing starts.......

  
Raw mutton kept for marination with spices and lemon drops ...

  
Cooking it with all the spices and stuffs...

  
a closer view.....

  
Cooked mutton......I 'm hungry again..yum yum

  
My lunch on Saturday....

It was all fun weekend...I had  a wonderful time..completely oblivious of all the things happening around ...just indulged completely in eating ...right they say.. The way to heart of a man goes right through his stomach...and yes!!! the mutton was all yum yum....and with basmati rice....it tasted awesome.....

So see...Single and a good cook....what say gals ?????
lol....
Hungry ????

Muaaahhahahahahahaaaaahahahahahaha...






PS: You are all invited..Plan a trip to Varanasi..... I will be ur host and I will cook for you....


Love and carez

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Quit Smoking....???

****Not For Minors***

Let me start with the disclaimer....

**Cigarette Smoking is injurious to Health**

Many of you guys know that I am on verge of committing Suicide...killing myself smoking..and many of you were really concerned about it...So last night I thought...why I smoke...
the answers were too quick to come...
  • I don't have any gf ...so no one is to stop me from smoking
  • I don't have any other work to do so I smoke...

So I thought let's weigh it against the reason to quit..
  • 500 Million of people are below poverty line not getting enough food to eat...and I waste Rs 100 everyday on smoking a stick which comes at 5 a piece...so if I get to save Rs 3000 from one month ..I can use it for charity... 
  • Cigarette gives cancer...
The reason to quit were stronger....but then I switched on my TV and saw that  Al Zawahri ...The Al-qaida no.2 is in Pakistan...and Pakistani army has been given nod to control American Pilotless drones... So I'm gonna die anyways either in terrorist attack by Zawahri or by stupid pakistani army who can't differentiate between Taliban and India..so cancer is gonna be late...to come ...

But the real reason ...why I decided against quitting finally is that my brother-in-law is in the Cigarette production of the brand I smoke...and since he is not a smoker...somebody has to take his place..as if everyone starts thinking like me ...he can be jobless ...U kno recession and this Ramadoss have hit ciggys real hard...as Ramadoss has banned smoking in offices and recession fired the rest who dared to smoke in office with all others ...

So dropping the idea .... I am not gonna quit smoking... :P
****Btw the pics are from my new NOKIA 5310 Music Express....:P***


PS: I have reduced a lot...and may be I will stop ...real soon... :)

Love n carez

Monday, May 11, 2009

Running fast in my head

There are loads of things to post ...but you know it is all Yada Yada.... so not much to say actually

Thanx a lot to all the sweethearts who commented on the previous post for the positivity and thanx a lot to other guys who didn't commented too....

There are few things worth mentioning that is major part of my thinking nowadays

1) Nehya's father's demise ...It was really very hard for me...Happening to her ..also made it more hard...as I can never guess how hard it is to be with out dad an nor I wanna know...and knowing her to be all daddy's girl is too shocking.....just wanted to remind her that I will be there for her...I guess she knows :)
...loads of love to her..muaaaaaaaah

2) Preetilata's Birthday....I knew her birthday was on 8th....yet I missed wishing her birthday ...I guess she is very angry ..though I prewished her on Lena's blog..and I am sure the amount of wish ..she got that day...she must be forgiving me showing her generosity's  ...and also for the fact no on gonna be wishing her today except me ... :P

3) Dad's on Election duty.... Very few of u know that Dad is in Special forces...and now he is assigned to protect the election in Naxalite region... and I am literally scared for him....

4) Mom's home alone: Mom is home alone...though I tried to bring her to me...but she is not over the trauma of her accident that she met on her return from my place...and know how she is afraid of ghosts and the darkness...it is very hard for me to think her living alone in the house...

5) I was in Baliya last week attending a marriage and trip was excellent....I will be posting it out very soon...

5) There is gonna be a new beginning in my life....and I am all in gears for that..I hope this thing materializes as it is gonna shape up my entire future...and I sincerely praying to God for it....Do pray for me.....

Oh!! btw the above Cybershot pic of Sunrise at Assi Ghat in Varanasi  .... proof of the fact that I am not sleeping nowadays... :D... ( The girl holding the camera ..clicking me from the boat ..is Elena and she is from Ukraine...and yesss she was hot...we had a chat for few minutes before her BF sensed danger and hurriedly intervened and took her back to their hotel :P ...oh !! did I mentioned she gave me her hotel nummer.. ???..lol... )




PS: Sorry for not being regular in your blogs....You know na ...there are so many things going right now in my life....All I need is your support and prayers....I hope as soon as life gets set..I will be back on.. like before....till then try not to forget me...
Love and carez

Friday, May 08, 2009

Another sleepless night

Last night I couldn't sleep..
Of-course I was feeling hurt..
but was sleepless mainly because of the question .....

What was hurting me more...The Breakup or the Aura of Indifference I felt.. ?

Seriously I can't help it...I am so addicted to her...I guess it is high time...I stop playing dumb....and for some introspection....




Monday, May 04, 2009

Pray with me

One of my closest blogmate 'Nehya' lost her father yesterday....So please pray with me so that her father can find peace in the next world and the family gets the strength to carry on...


"May His great name be blessed forever and to all eternity.Blessed and praised, glorified and exalted, extolled and honored, elevated and lauded be the Name of the Holy One, blessed be He.beyond all the blessings and hymns, praises and consolations that are spoken in the world; and say, Amen."


Love and carez Sweets..


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