Tuesday, October 30, 2007

hey m back..as if u all really missed me :P

While I was returning from home...I was thinking of updating my blog three ideas flashed instantaneously(after three unsuccessful attempt to rightly spell da word..i really thank my firefox dat it has got inbuilt spell checker to correct dat word for me :P ) ..
yeah!! On the ideas on updation :'P

I was thinking to write either on
i) My broken leg's autobiography( it narrated me in my dreams :| )
ii) My return trip with five hours late train
iii) Nazism in today's society

But i fink i shud go for Nazism

Sorry i know it sucks...but believe me after reading this shit..if u say it dint sucked ..even Mika wont say he dont hate da judges :P

Was going through the share markets jump and recent disclosure dat Mukesh Ambani is da world's brand new richie rich wid an estimated value of USD 68 Bn ..greater dan Billy...
Da strength of my new thot that Nazism has engulfed da world
and Hitler may not be worshipped in the next century..but his dream of getting da perfect world is gonna come true :|

jus proving it to u by a serious example........

Wat Hitler wanted always..he wanted world shud be devoid of the poor..and jews..thanks to Iran israel wont get peace..and look at every rich people dey are getting more richer..but look at those poor people in Africa..who are world's richest nations in terms of resources ( u don believe it..read some thing about blood diamonds or conflict diamonds ) still rich people are making dem fight and devoided dem of markets to sell and dese nations are dependant on helps..Oh! u don kno y dey are helping coz dey are fetching on dese resources ( watch da movie ..Nicholas cage's.. i fink it was named "lord of war" ).
So one day u will see the all rich people getting rich and dese poor eliminated by war if not hunger kill dem :)

Now why I incorporated here :P

It's becoz Hitler's second dream..

Dat all goodlooking men and women shud marry and kill da ugly ones...:-s
Look today its getting true
every beauty is marrying a hunk
or a hunk is marrying beauty.. every good looking girl is already engaged in da class ..in bigger aspect in college more bigger in da society wid a hunk punk..and oders r watching dem..
By genetics
ugly marrying ugly will give to an ugly race and beauty marrying beauty will give to a beauty race dat hitler called da superior..so if beauty becomes da stronger

dey will eliminate da ugly ..like me.

and if ugly wins dey wud eliminate da beauty race

den wat wud i be living for :-s

So please... I plead all the beauties to marry the ugly coz dere is nuffin to plead to da ugly ones :-s :P
and save da world and me :P
Oh by the way one beautiful gal jus got agreed to marry me..so I plead her parents to let her marry me:P ( oops! dat beautiful girl is my princess saraah..who at last showed her pic to me and ...she is mind blowingly beautiful...and how humble :P!! she don believe it :-s)

Friday, October 12, 2007

Home Sweet home

After two months of hardcore doctoral studies and more than dat series of incidents which happened to be very dreadly wid a latest addition of a fractured left leg rite now:P ..........

I m goin home again.

Festive puja weather is already here..da wind has become cooler from da day 1 of Mahalaya :) da thing m missing rite now is fragrance of sheoli flower ..but yeap wont miss anemore.... coz... m going home ..yippieeeeeeeeee..

feel like singing

far away from this big town and the rain
m really going back to Home again
fly away on venga airways
fly me high.. Ibiza skies

take care all.. especially u sara and happy Durga puja to u all and eid mubarak to U beta..iss bar wont ask for eidi Aise bhi kaha deti ho eidi :)
Achhe se rehna winter saamne hai toh... completely wrapped up..

Aajkal Din thik nhi chal rahe hai ..so leaving you all wid lots of love and if I return...Will love to be in touch wid you all :)

Love n carez

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Hupp Pupp

I better not say anyfink..lets ask her... Y is dis foto so Hupp Pupp?? :P

sarah :
(4:45:38 PM)saarah: dat was coz
(4:45:50 PM)saarah: dey actually got me a haircut jabardasti..
(4:45:58 PM) saarah: nd fir pic bhi lene le gaye
(4:46:14 PM) saarah: foto nahi dekha close up dekhne she pata chalta hai kitna gussa tha

Ain't it sho shweeeet

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Tagged Again

Yeap .. I got tagged again by my sweet frnd Tani... and really i loved the tag.

If I were a beginning, I would be: The beginning of life .

If I were a month, I would be: October (the subtle touch of cool breeze wid fragrance of sheoli, it's just mesmerising

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday ( it brings a new hope ..dat tomorrow is holiday :P ) .

If I were a time of day, I would be: the morning ( dancing on tunes of bird chirps wid lots of soft lights ) .

If I were a planet, I would be: EARTH ( No doubt about it .. I hate living alone).

If I were a season, I would be: Shishir ( its a month in bengali, I fink dey call it ..Autumn) .

If I were a sea animal, I would be: A Star fish ( I love dat ..its sooo sweeeet) .

If I were a direction, I would be: A direction to come outta desert .

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Mom's kitchen closet so dat Ican be always close to her.

If I were a sin, I would be: Lust.

If I were a liquid, I would be: Tears ( It may seem vague but tears bring down da stress :-s, in short dats wat biotechnology comes in my literature..tears take out the stress hormones of the body :P lol ).

If I were a fraud/scare, I would be: A scare to lose some one .

If I were a gem, I would be: A white diamond .

If I were a tree, I would be: A Neem tree ( I wud had loved to say Maples, but I never saw one here and never got benefitted or amazed by it :-s).

If I were a tool, I would be a: A Butter knife .

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A sheoli flower .

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A Winter.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A Flute .

If I were an animal, I would be: A Jaguar .

If I were an emotion, I would be: The feeling of being Content .

If I were a vegetable, I would be: A lemon .

If I were a sound, I would be: Birds chirping .

If I were an element, I would be: Sky .

If I were a car, I would be: A Porsche spider .

If I were a song, I would be: Dil kya kare jab kisi ko kisi se pyar ho jaye .

If I were a food, I would be: Ichhe Cleam :P .

If I were a place, I would be: Home .

If I were a material, I would be: A white sheet of paper .

If I were a taste, I would be: Tangy .

If I were a scent, I would be: My new Set Wet Naughty .

If I were a religion, I would be: Buddhism .

If I were a sentence, I would be: " I miss U" .

If I were a body part, I would be: EYE .

If I were a facial expression, I would be: Smile .

If I were a subject in college, I would be: Quantum Physics .

If I were a shape, I would be: Slender .

If I were a quantity, I would be: Parsec .

If I were a color, I would be: Blue .

If I were a thing, I would be: A laptop .

If I were a landmass, I would be: An Archipelago.

If I were a book, I would be: The Bhagwad Gita.

If I were a monument, I would be: The Taj ( no second thots) .

If I were an artist, I would be: Raphael .

If I were a poem, I would be: A Solitary Reaper .

If I were a landscape, I would be: The Backwaters .

I was a watch, I would be: Rolex Timeless .

If I were God, I would be: Shiva .

If I were a vowel, I would be: U .

If I were a consonant, I would be: C .

If I were a formula, I would be: That of Water .

If I were a Science, I would be: Physics .

If I were a theory, I would be: Theory of Relativity .

If I were a famous person, I would be: Achilles.

If I were sport, I would be: Ice skating.

If I were a movie, I would be: Love Actually .

If I were a cartoon, I would be: Tweety .

If I were an explorer, I would be: Columbus .

If I were a scientist, I would be: Albert Einstein .

If I were a relation, I would be: The relation between mom n her kids .

If I were a river, I would be: Amazon .

If I were intoxication, I would be: Fragrance .

If I were alone, I would be: Thinking of u .

If I were a question, then I would be: If there is reincarnation,why the population is on rise:O, how new souls are born if dey cant be created? Is dere a population explosion in soul community too:-s ? Khikhikhi.

If I were a hobby, I would be: Singing .

If I were a habit, I would be: Fidgeting.

If I were in an atom, I would be: Protons .

If I were an end, I would be: The end of misery .

If I were you, I would be: be avoiding da crap dat are written above :P khikhikhi
jus kidding.

Now the person who m I tagging are

My Anonymous visitor ( My sweetheart Sarah)

Friday, October 05, 2007

Right to Emergency Care - A Hoax

These days lotz of mail in inbox contains the same content.

Right to Emergency Care:
Date Of Judgment: 23/02/2007.
Case No.: Appeal (civil) 919 of 2007.

The Supreme Court has ruled that all injured persons especially in the
case of road traffic accidents, assaults, etc., when brought to a
hospital / medical centre, have to be offered first aid, stabilized and
shifted to a higher centre / government centre if required. It is only
after this that the hospital can demand payment or complete police
formalities. In case you are a bystander and wish to help someone in an
accident, please go ahead and do so. Your responsibility ends as soon
as you leave the person at the hospital.

The hospital bears the responsibility of informing the police, first
aid, etc.

Please do inform your family and friends about these basic rights so
that we all know what to expect and what to do in the hour of need.
Please not only go ahead and forward, use it too!!!!

How hardly I wanted to believe it, but can't... as the judgement of Appeal 919
I m quoting down and you can verify it from an Indian govt. website on judiciary

The Judgemet information system

It is all about a non profitable charity organisation who purchased some medical equipmen and about some exemption of these products imported in ghanapur in Andhra Pradesh..
For maore detail go to

Supreme court Appeal 919 of 2007

So please don't believe in the hoax..help the accident victims with ur humanity rather than persuaded by these type of hoax, coz this tyoe of judgemet if ever happened..shud had been a national news and widely circulated by the government as like the RTI act. So believe me..saving one's life is a greatest act, but it still involves the Police formalities and payment to the hospital.
Rest is all.. you have to decide to help ...based on ur conscience.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

I hate spams and popups

Since I already told ya all dat nowadays m using my college computer in da lone AC lab in our department................okies!! :| ..................I admit :P ......................dat m here for da AC only :P and since I don hav nuthing to do ..so I thot better to blog....:P KHIKHIKHI

So I opened Internet explorer.....signed in my blog and clicked on the new post..and dere came a button less Text box in which u can't do any decoration { no bold no italics nuffin :( }and if you want to do that ..u really hav to be a comp geek and high level html programmer....( oh yeah! dat I m .. But rite now was not in the mood to exercise dat skill :P ) So i opened Mozilla firefox .........BOOM!

" I don't hate Mozilla Firefox but you use IE or I will fuck your comp every time, like what I am doing now "

And dere was a 30 second timer and my computer got restarted..I checked out my Antivirus and found dat it hadnt been updated since it was last updated by me during its installation :D...So I thot chalo isko update hi kar liya jaye ..

As soon as I pressed da update button..I got startled ..a loud cry of a baby and the message popped up....
" You hate me so much, that you want to remove me . Go fuck your ass den "


Holy shit! dat was the most abusive and still hilarious virus i ever encountered..and guess wat..yeah dis time also 30 sec ..and my computer got switched off....

After dat I used every other trick i knew to shut down dat program but dat SOB shutted down my every attempt...So at last i created a new user in da comp with no program installed..downloaded da firefox..and at last I am writing down the post...

I hate spams and popups Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! now u kno why !:x

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Tagged and Tagged

It is the fst time i have been tagged...Sardar has tagged me...I m jotting down the rules too ..
Now here goes da answers of really stupid questions of a really big questionnaire

Rules of this tagging game are:

Rule 1. Name the person with link who tagged you.
Rule 2. Complete the questionnaire without changing the questions.
Rule 3. Tag 6 or more people...

so here it goes...

1) Are you happy/ satisfied with your blog, with its content and look?
Blog is always written for satisfaction..and really i feel very content after completing a post..even if m telling abt the agonies and midlife crisis of my life :P. I really spend hours on correcting ..decorating and re-editing.

About the looks of the blog..I always felt dat my blogs is cute n vibrant, but sometimes i feel i really lack some gud templates dat few of the thousand blogs i visited.

2)does ur family know about your blog?
Nopes...I havnt gave dem the link ever...coz if they ever read my blog..dey will shoot me after they see the number of girls of my life on which the posts are written..:D khikhikhi.. I may look like a fool but m not ..u see :p

3)do u feel embarrassed to let your friends know about your blog or do u just consider it as a private thing?
Nopes i don feel emabarassed, but i tell very few, means at least i know dey wud come and pay a visit rather than forcing dem to read...so it aint private or not complete in public domain..

4) did blogs cause positive changes in my life?
Pata nhi..I havnt thot yet abt it..but yeah it gives a satisfaction...

5) Do you only open the blogs of those who comment on your blog or you love to go and discover more by yourself?
Hmmm...though I m a frequent blog reader ..but not regular..I check out few regularly who are bookmarked...and afta dat i roam around

6) What does visitors counter mean to you? Do you care about putting it in your blog?
yeah i did put it in my blog.. .But it tells me the location of the readers..and i use it to check out..who are regular and who are not... : |

7) did you try to imagine your fellow bloggers and give them real pictures?

Yeah! Pic of mine in profile is real..but very much handsome ( if u call dat) dan real me :P

and yeah i imagine sumtimes though most of my blog readers are known to me..

8)do u think there is a real benefit to blogging?

Dil ki bhadaas nikal kar..bahut shanti milti hai..its jus a wonderful way to vent off ur frustration

9)do u think tht bloggers society is isolated frm real world or interacts with events?
Nobody is isolated..but imagining an ideal society and living in it even if it is in dreams..it aint a crime, i suppose

10)does criticism annoy u or do u feel its a normal thing?
Some times it annoys me..rest of the time i really don care.those stupid people who care to criticize.

11)do u fear some political blogs and avoid thm?
They are bit lengthy but they usually give a good insight

12)did u get shocked by the arrest of some bloggers?
Yeaps..wen we say freedom of expression..untill and unless u do a hardcore crime..u cant be tried let alone be put up in jail

13)What do you like to hear? What’s the song you might like to put a link to, in your blog?

My whole blog is filled up wid musics i like da most and have dere links

NOW its my turn to tag

Red soul
Amit Anand urf Darklord

chalo jaldi jaldi tag complete kar k naye logo ko tag do :P ... warna u can be among the bloggers arrested :x

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