*Fck the Dck*

Few days back two of my juniors barged into my room coz they were refused hostel accommodation due to their previous track records...

So......I told them "Then stay in my room" and within seconds they accommodated themselves fully and I was thrown outta my room :P...then I arranged another room for them..so that at least I can sleep in my bed..near my comp ...lol

Then it started...they all knew my previous habits of taking joints...coz then I had a few puff with them..so the session of loads of joints and booze started....and of course we had arranged for loads of chicks in my room..but not the whole..only leg pieces :P... Seven nights they were in..and I was neck deep in alcohol..some day I paid and someday they paid..and of course there were more than loads of cigarettes butts in my infamous ash glass...and then series of funny incidents happened...





One day we decided to puff joints via a bomb..it's a makeshift arrangement with working principle of 'Hukkah' with the use of plastic bottle ...and it's more effective than the Hukkah itself..so they made it in my room wen I was in the department and called me in room urgently at 2 o'clock ..I rushed home..and found the bomb ready..





As I was sure my supervisor won't come..so I puffed it real hard... just wen I was in state of euphoria traveling in utopia .. "Symphony of mozart" started playing in distant..and it grew closer to me..and then I was shaken up

"Bhaiyaaaaa! fone......."



**Fck the dck** (new phrase.. courtesy Cindy :P... just insert 'u' in the desired positions :D)..







It was my supervisor on the line..he talked for a minute..of which i gathered none except..

"Come to dep now..its urgent"

I was so high that I started laughing and fell back in my bed..only to be put back on my feet by them..

"Bhaiya..go to dep...aapki toh aaj maar li jayegi "

They had naughty grin on their face..('maar li jayegi' is a term we often use...to say.. "man sumone gonna screw ur ass" )

I struggled out of the door..took a long breath..took out my bike and drove to department..but I did put a centrefresh in it and then I got a line to mind it in future ..

" Never take mint after the joint"

Man ..I got real high..I went inside the supervisor's chamber.. Had a fifteen minute talk..of which I gathered only one thing...

"u don't seem well..go to ur hostel now"

and I went back :P without even saying thanks :P

In the evening..I had a tuition to take..and I was lying on my bed with a feeling that an elephant is also sitting on me.. I took one more dep breath gathered my strength and moved for his house...where I don't know wat I taught him..all I remember I was sleeping on the couch..Glad..I was not in for a film shoot..otherwise I sure wud had been a victim of the casting couch :P
But I did made out one thing in conclusion..

"Never ever teach.. wen u r too high" :P

Then I got a call..

" Abe! This is saturday...don't forget ..today is the booze day"

**fck the dck twice thrice**

I was not in position to drink..but all I said,

"Wait till 9"


Then we went to 'Indra'...I took a 'Half' of Imperial Blue .. gulped in...and came back home ..
Only the god knows..how the hell I managed to drive back...
Then I retired to bed at 12:45 nite..




**Thump Thump**

"Wake up Bhaiya"

"Ganja aapke room mein rakha hai"


**now fck the dck twice thrice hundred time..till the duck dies**

The weed was in my room and they wanted to smoke now...So we smoked again...and got high in seconds...

Now...

**holy shit!**

**Where's the dck to fck**

I found myself shouting...

" I m not fcking going anywhere ..I am too high..I won't have tea now..."

"Bhaiya..this is my last nite..can u do this to me?"

And unable to find the duck any more..I struggled and swayed to my bike..went to Lanka..where I found myself in a shirt ...

"Fck!!! where is my pant"..

I was there in my briefs only.. I tried hard to remember about the pants..and all I cud remember..I dint wore any ... :P but no one questioned much.. Thanks to god..I came back..dropped to bed..and switched off the fone...

Slept at 5...and woke up at 12 ..had lunch ..slept and woke up at 9...

And from that day...My whole biological clock sleeping time is shifted to 5 in the morning ... and I only kno...how in the name of hell.. I come to department at 8...






So do remember ...if u find my duck..U kno where to mail her to me :P

Doncha :P???