Celibacy or Homosexuality ???

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First I will like to make you clear something that this post is not written to harm or insult any religious sentiments.. so read it on a lighter note....

Celibacy : Means be a monk...and abstain from pleasure especially sexual...

Homosexuality: Needs no explanation... :D

The other day, me and my sweetheart were discussing something romantic and all of a sudden the conversation headed towards celibacy.. or may be because I was blackmailing her. that I will go Sanyasi and will leave all Moh and Maya.. and once again.. I will like to mention.. Maya is not a girl nor my fellow blogger Uncommon sense... :P ..the former I won't hit coz I am committed B-) .. but later I can't...due to the obvious truth that I am absolutely straight .. though his choices are not very clear...  :P

Yeah!! Coming back to the point...

I was discussing and suddenly she asked me a sweet question that if you be a monk... you know what you will miss :D...
and then I realized the greatest revelation
that.....
Celibacy is the purified terminology to explain Homosexuality...

Like.... Oye bidu!!! Mujhe toh Mard ki Baanhe majboot lagti hai so main  ab se kisi ladki k pichhe nhi bhangoonga ( Buddy!! I like strong arms of guys so won't run after girls from now on)

Who the hell wants to leave a sexy girl in bed to join a monastery .. of course you have to be a gay to do that coz Monasteries are all male and some are all female and they don't allow opposite sex to visit... so that the one who is being rammed from behind don't change his choices anymore...

Monkey and AIDS

In old times when homosexuality was not common.. people used to join monk hood to join all male ashrams or monasteries..so the term..Gay came for homosexuality.. as they were unhappy with chicks.. so when they got cocks they were happy and thus became gay.. lol.. some even didn't understand that they like cocks went to jungle where in heights of sexual frustration they started banging monkeys.. and they gifted the humankind..AIDS and Condoms..


A girl naked on your bed is like thousand goosebumps taking place together.. with the excited manhood all up to give a standing ovation to the beauty lying and waiting to be loved...who the hell hates this feeling ???
Yeah!! A gay.. who wants scantily clad males only :D

Thinking about leaving her romantic mushiness and FTV... and Sports Illustrated gives spine wrecking chills :D..( The importance of each items are not in same scale :P... )

I just remembered a joke thinking about monk and celibacy...

The election for the head monk was going on..so three candidates were given sexual excitement test... so a bell was tied to manhood of these three candidates.. and they were all given playboy magazines in a private room.. First one went inside ..opened the issue of the Playboy and the bell started ringing..second one took a little more time but his bell too rang "Tin Tin" ..But the third one was unaffected.. he spent an hour inside in pin drop silence...he came explained the content of the book and he was elected as chief monk.. so all of the gathered monks bent over to bow in front of him...and suddenly the bell started ringing.. ...

  I am sure I won't be a monk ever...

                                                     
 As only losers escape the duties or when is gay... noting the exception of not being the former two but a China Spy...You know our own Karmapa.. with Rs.100 millions donation in foreign currency :D.. and that too can be an excellent choice...

And I am sure that Monks are gay..yeah!!! Happy and Gay both :D

PS: The post is once again for pure humor and I am not against homosexuality after all it is definitely your ass in line..so it ain't my headache...

A lil renovation...

Yeah!!!! Thrown off all the junks.. I was hating my blog.. it took so long to load.. and my net was down and I was busy playing mafia....

Was thinking of writing something but then I thought leave it alone for today ..will update with something good tomorrow.. I am thinking of writing two series... one on War and one on Religion...I dnt know how much I will succeed.. but I am gonna be regular in reading many blogs and leaving my comment.. will have to clean up the blogroll who don't visit here but I guess I already did that... the few of you who come here quite a often will have a good treat coz I m gonna update a lot in coming months..

For now a Joke to lighten up the spirit..

A she ant said something to an elephant and he got a heart attack .. what did she say???

I am going to be mother of your child...:P

Same ant went up to Tiger and he too had a heart attack..what did she say ??

I am just having doubt who the father of my unborn baby is .. elephant is claiming it his and I know from my heart it is urs..

lol....

Watched.. My Name is Khan.. and yeah it was a wonderful movie... but I was happy I took long time to watch it as only now DVD print has been released and it is not worthy enough to watch in theatre...

How to increase your Readers via SEO ... *Humor* ??

The post is for all the tech geeks and wanna be tech geeks who don't have a clue what SEO means...

No buddyy!!! SEO is not misspelled CEO... it means Search Engine Optimization .. which means how to write so that the search engines recognize ur writings all above the other.... for that you only have to do is follow some basic protocols apart from writing good and creative...

First you go through the examples...

Rahul Gandhi- 

The mumma's boy who is gonna be our next prime minister for sure..gives a statement in Bihar.. that all the NSG commandoes were from Bihar and U.P. who saved Maharashtra.. 

So what's new???  Whole media said it before when MNS were thrashing the north Indians...

So this is not SEO... as Rahul is already famous and he will automatically rank above the most due to his already popular Image...

but what if u combine the Sena Response.. that Rahul is unmarried so he has grown up horns as no other body part is having any change.. now that is SEO... U add adult contents in the remark and whole nation will read it.. 

So choose ur title wisely... so that it contains keywords which has Adult value as wateva we all say ..we search adult things pretty regularly on internet...

Jokes Apart: Don't you think Rahul Gandhi is another hoax.. his party is running both Central government in India and State government of Maharashtra..so what is stopping him to take action against the people who are dividing people racially????... lol... 

Now see ..he used Search Engine Optimisation technique For Bihar election.. all he has to say motivating word for Biharis and they will flock to vote for him and ultimately he is not going to do anything except talk and talk...

Shahrukh Khan :

My name is Khan and I am an Indian and I will play Pakistani Players... 

WoW bold...!!! I salute you for that.. because ur speech which is so inspiring still are all SEOs... I won't blame you.. as you actually wanted a free controversial publicity for KKR in upcoming IPL 3 and his film..which Amir got from Chetan Bhagat controversy.. but your words were so SEO that you are now all over... lol... but at least you have the guts to follow up what u said unlike Amitabh who has gone to Bal Thackeray to show his film Rann which nobody else wanna see...

Now above two examples are already famous..now how can you ..the common can be famous...??? So the next example follows :

MNS , Shivsena and Petty politics :

See.. Do u know who leads Janta dal united or where it rules.. but u all know who are ruling these too parties... because they used SEO...and now are better known than most national party...

First they started with Verbal abuse to national celebrity like Amitabh  Bachan, then they started accusing Sachin Tendulkar , then Australian cricketers and now Shahrukh Khan...

Then they occasionally beat up fellow Indians to show their vandalism oops Nationalism..lol.. and all we do is talk about how bad they are and other parties are afraid of losing Maratha Manus... I guess they are people who are actually Aliens who has colonized Mumbai..

And Now they said... 'Don't blame me if people of Maharashtra.. ( The aliens > " Maratha Manus" ) wants to go separate from India'.... 

See now they are talking like Separatist which in times of Peace are called as Terrorists and they are again all over the news... lol ..and that is the best SEO  and you will be recognized world wide....

So you see these are the examples of how SEO can be used...

So summing it up in 5 points...

1) Be popular from prior
2) Use Adult words in your Vocabs and links
3) Beat Up people or thrash them in your blog
4) Oppose whatever good is there as people like negative thoughts and write it bold and  clear
5) Last but not the list.. u can be a terrorist like Kasab and  MNS and Shivsena who wants a separate homeland

PS:  This post is dedicated to my  sister  who is new to blogging world and is worried because she gets so low traffic inspite of writing so good and all the people who wanna know how to get a good Page Rank ( How Google defines ur website ) and high traffic... rather than being a follower to all the site you visit and want them to be urs....

Wake up India.. 

Love and Carez....