Wedding crash..

Grrrr..it's so hot over here...I m feeling grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..uffff...
From the morning..the power was gone..it was so fuking hot over here....jus now the power came and I don kno how much long it will stay....soI straightly come to the point...

Wedding crash..Fst of all don't thing sumbody got injured over dere or nor I m gonna talk about crashing of people's dreams after marriage...It is actually a phenomena..jiske saath hindi mein ek kahavat hai
Baigani shadi mein abdullah deewana
"Abdulla gonna crazy over other's marriage"

Rite u guessed...yesterday I attended a marriage..where I was not invited...Actually nothing was there to do and lite was going on and off ..so I went with one of my frnds and decided to crash a wedding party....

so the event started with finding a suitable pair of dress to wear... from my infamous chair...and guess wat... I dint had any dress without any choklate aur juice stains on that...so I asked the dhobi(washerman)...
"Saale..mere kapde kaha hai..kamine hafta bit gya..ab kya meri shadi mein layega ?"
(where are my clothes..r u gonna bring those on my marraige...?)

As usual Dhobi had that big grin ..
" Bhaiyya lawat hai..kahe ko humar par gusswa nikalat ho"
( big bro..why are u angry..I m coming with it)

So I waited for half an hour..he ironed the clothes and then brought them to me..jus wen he entered..my frnds came and say...

" Abe taiyyar ho ja..teri shadi nhi hai be ..jo itna taiyyar ho rah ahai " wid loads of abuses...
lol
" its not ur marriage ..so get ready soon"

so I wore those freshly ironed clothes..they were so hot...my goodness i was feeling dehydrated in those...
wen i was ready ..then suddenly a frnd came and said..." we will move out in an hour or so..so take ur time"
I was so mad..dat he made me wear those ultra hot clothes (talking abt temperature) in summer...

After one hour or so we went to the marraige..it was my frnd's frnd's marriage..and our frnd ..the contact between the groom and us..was nowhere to be seen..so we decided to skip him :D
so we went there..it was so hard to search the place...but sumhow we managed to find it..and as soon as we entered lite went off..thank god there were generators...every one were perplexed to see us... the whole marriage leaving the groom...0 we three were the one who were wearing any shoes...lol..now u got me ..we hot a wrong marriage..it was actually a poor guy's daughter's marriage ceremony..
but we decided not to leave the post ..until sumthing concrete happens...
jus wen the groom's team was approaching ..all of the bridal side had attacked the food stalls...and wen we decided to eat..it was already late as until groom arrives ..none of the food stalls opens...everything was off the chart..lol
sumhow we managed to search food...and we had..the food was horrible and so were the chicks there...
lol

but we managed to enjoy the most...everyone were amazed to see us coz none of them recognized us....then we slowly lifted off to our hostel on our bikes..in that process..my white goggs managed to get itself in two pieces...

lol
but overall this was a wonderful crash...I loved it...
:D

PS:
My ex gf afta all picked up the call..and said everything has a limit..and now the limit's been breached...so I shudn't be expecting her call or picking up of my calls anymore...
good luck to her..and I m happy that she is ok :)