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First I will like to make you clear something that this post is not written to harm or insult any religious sentiments.. so read it on a lighter note....
Celibacy : Means be a monk...and abstain from pleasure especially sexual...
Homosexuality: Needs no explanation... :D
The other day, me and my sweetheart were discussing something romantic and all of a sudden the conversation headed towards celibacy.. or may be because I was blackmailing her. that I will go Sanyasi and will leave all Moh and Maya.. and once again.. I will like to mention.. Maya is not a girl nor my fellow blogger Uncommon sense... :P ..the former I won't hit coz I am committed B-) .. but later I can't...due to the obvious truth that I am absolutely straight .. though his choices are not very clear... :P
Yeah!! Coming back to the point...
I was discussing and suddenly she asked me a sweet question that if you be a monk... you know what you will miss :D...
and then I realized the greatest revelation
that.....
Celibacy is the purified terminology to explain Homosexuality...
Like.... Oye bidu!!! Mujhe toh Mard ki Baanhe majboot lagti hai so main ab se kisi ladki k pichhe nhi bhangoonga ( Buddy!! I like strong arms of guys so won't run after girls from now on)
Who the hell wants to leave a sexy girl in bed to join a monastery .. of course you have to be a gay to do that coz Monasteries are all male and some are all female and they don't allow opposite sex to visit... so that the one who is being rammed from behind don't change his choices anymore...
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| Monkey and AIDS |
A girl naked on your bed is like thousand goosebumps taking place together.. with the excited manhood all up to give a standing ovation to the beauty lying and waiting to be loved...who the hell hates this feeling ???
Yeah!! A gay.. who wants scantily clad males only :D
Thinking about leaving her romantic mushiness and FTV... and Sports Illustrated gives spine wrecking chills :D..( The importance of each items are not in same scale :P... )
I just remembered a joke thinking about monk and celibacy...
The election for the head monk was going on..so three candidates were given sexual excitement test... so a bell was tied to manhood of these three candidates.. and they were all given playboy magazines in a private room.. First one went inside ..opened the issue of the Playboy and the bell started ringing..second one took a little more time but his bell too rang "Tin Tin" ..But the third one was unaffected.. he spent an hour inside in pin drop silence...he came explained the content of the book and he was elected as chief monk.. so all of the gathered monks bent over to bow in front of him...and suddenly the bell started ringing.. ...
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| I am sure I won't be a monk ever... |
As only losers escape the duties or when is gay... noting the exception of not being the former two but a China Spy...You know our own Karmapa.. with Rs.100 millions donation in foreign currency :D.. and that too can be an excellent choice...
And I am sure that Monks are gay..yeah!!! Happy and Gay both :D
PS: The post is once again for pure humor and I am not against homosexuality after all it is definitely your ass in line..so it ain't my headache...
well most monks would be gay, and what about nuns, are they all lesbians?
ReplyDeleteNuns by choice are all lesbians :D majboori wali Nuns ka I don't know :D
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, despite your constant disclaimers that you have nothing against homosexuality (or religion) you blogpost is nothing short of offensive and homophobic.
ReplyDeleteIn a day and age where gay people have to fight for basic human rights and respect, I do not know how you can make such shallow comments (and pass it off as a joke) on alternative sexualities on your blog. To make it worse, you disrespect all the people out there who are serious about their commitment to God and celibacy. Just because a profession (yes, being a nun or a priest is as much a profession as being a software engineer) does not make sense to you, doe snot give you any right to lambaste it.
Does this mean you think Mother Teresa was a lesbian? Does this mean you find "jokes" on rape, terrorism and racism funny?
Meet real gays out there and realise why sometimes things are not the way YOU want it to be - Human being are not the only creatures who evince homosexual desires by choice. And since you claim to be a passionate person, meet priests and nuns and find out why they are passionate about their service to God and choose such an unglamorous profession.
Maybe then you will learn to respect the world a little more.
All the best.
Trauma queen...
ReplyDeleteChoosing celibacy to escape duty is nothing worthy...
mother teresa was not a monk..she was a sister ..she was a saint..
secondly ... I am not against alternate sexuality.. i said it earlier it is people's choice..but you chose sumthing and wear a drape of celibacy over doesn't make that guy a saint and comparable to mother teresa...
Profession... yeah being monk is a profession.. i guess then why the comparison with sainthood is coming here...
but you have right to bash this post and that is what humor is all about it pinches someone a little and someone a lot...
:)