Celibacy or Homosexuality ???

**** Warning Adult contents ahead *****

First I will like to make you clear something that this post is not written to harm or insult any religious sentiments.. so read it on a lighter note....

Celibacy : Means be a monk...and abstain from pleasure especially sexual...

Homosexuality: Needs no explanation... :D

The other day, me and my sweetheart were discussing something romantic and all of a sudden the conversation headed towards celibacy.. or may be because I was blackmailing her. that I will go Sanyasi and will leave all Moh and Maya.. and once again.. I will like to mention.. Maya is not a girl nor my fellow blogger Uncommon sense... :P ..the former I won't hit coz I am committed B-) .. but later I can't...due to the obvious truth that I am absolutely straight .. though his choices are not very clear...  :P

Yeah!! Coming back to the point...

I was discussing and suddenly she asked me a sweet question that if you be a monk... you know what you will miss :D...
and then I realized the greatest revelation
that.....
Celibacy is the purified terminology to explain Homosexuality...

Like.... Oye bidu!!! Mujhe toh Mard ki Baanhe majboot lagti hai so main  ab se kisi ladki k pichhe nhi bhangoonga ( Buddy!! I like strong arms of guys so won't run after girls from now on)

Who the hell wants to leave a sexy girl in bed to join a monastery .. of course you have to be a gay to do that coz Monasteries are all male and some are all female and they don't allow opposite sex to visit... so that the one who is being rammed from behind don't change his choices anymore...

Monkey and AIDS

In old times when homosexuality was not common.. people used to join monk hood to join all male ashrams or monasteries..so the term..Gay came for homosexuality.. as they were unhappy with chicks.. so when they got cocks they were happy and thus became gay.. lol.. some even didn't understand that they like cocks went to jungle where in heights of sexual frustration they started banging monkeys.. and they gifted the humankind..AIDS and Condoms..


A girl naked on your bed is like thousand goosebumps taking place together.. with the excited manhood all up to give a standing ovation to the beauty lying and waiting to be loved...who the hell hates this feeling ???
Yeah!! A gay.. who wants scantily clad males only :D

Thinking about leaving her romantic mushiness and FTV... and Sports Illustrated gives spine wrecking chills :D..( The importance of each items are not in same scale :P... )

I just remembered a joke thinking about monk and celibacy...

The election for the head monk was going on..so three candidates were given sexual excitement test... so a bell was tied to manhood of these three candidates.. and they were all given playboy magazines in a private room.. First one went inside ..opened the issue of the Playboy and the bell started ringing..second one took a little more time but his bell too rang "Tin Tin" ..But the third one was unaffected.. he spent an hour inside in pin drop silence...he came explained the content of the book and he was elected as chief monk.. so all of the gathered monks bent over to bow in front of him...and suddenly the bell started ringing.. ...

  I am sure I won't be a monk ever...

                                                     
 As only losers escape the duties or when is gay... noting the exception of not being the former two but a China Spy...You know our own Karmapa.. with Rs.100 millions donation in foreign currency :D.. and that too can be an excellent choice...

And I am sure that Monks are gay..yeah!!! Happy and Gay both :D

PS: The post is once again for pure humor and I am not against homosexuality after all it is definitely your ass in line..so it ain't my headache...

127 hours - Music and Movie Review

127 hours... is as good as a movie can get...or rather beyond what you expect from a movie...one can't expect a better thriller than this..Watching it... is truly an orgasmic experience..
The theme was based on a real story of a climber adventurer Aron Ralston.... when he got stuck for 127 hours with practically no supply inside a crack in Grand Canyon.

I don't want this review to be a spoiler..so won't write much about the storyline but believe me watching it for 92 minutes was the best time I can ever spend on leisure..

The movie got nominations in Best picture, best actor, best adapted screenplay, best music score , best original song and best editing in Academy awards...and I am sure the movie will sweep all the awards... Danny Boyle was at his best while writing the adapted screenplay.. the flashes in the movie were so real that you can relate yourself with it...Getting a movie out of a monotonous painful experience needs quality.. some scenes were so beautifully written that you won't be able to hold your tears....

I don't know why it didn't get it's nomination in cinematography as some of the shots of the movie were so picturesque...it will just make you mesmerized .. few of the aerial shot..the shot when sunlight reaches the bottom of the creek and the deep blue water....and the stillness of the wilderness... everything was shot just wonderfully.... The camera team needs special recognition.

The editing was wonderful..the one scene where the character dreamed  his miraculous rescue was edited wonderfully ..giving you goosebumps when reality checks in....
So was the direction...and it was completely unjustified when the movie didn't received any nominations in direction category...

Then there was James Franco...he made me cry with him and made me feel all the pain that he was feeling ..there was a scene where he was cussing himself for not letting anyone know where he goes for adrenaline rush and realizing the same moment that no one will be able to find and rescue him sent shivers through my spine... the scene where he cut his main artery ...the scene and his pain..even just thinking about it sends chill through out my body...There is no was anyone else can snatch the Academy awards from him...and even he doesn't get one.. in my eyes he is the Oscar winner...and now I know why several felt the panic attack when it was screened in film festival last year..even I called mom after watching the movie...

But all above.. is its background score...I feel so proud admiring the creation of the musical maestro ...A.R. Rehman...the song If I rise that he sand with Dido is just awesome... the symphony with it is just mesmerizing...and I am damn sure this year too Rehman will grab the Academy awards....the song reminded me of the melancholy melodies that Solitary reaper must have been singing... the song is like a poem.. a Wordsworth poem with Shakespearean poise.. and every time AR Rehman sings If I rise.. I get goosebumps... :D... I am so proud of you Rehman....You are truly a Bharat Ratna in my eyes...

I am sharing the  youtube link of the song here and if you need the Original score in mp3..you just need to ask or you know here to download from...

PS: Don't miss the movie...it is the best I have seen this decade...will be the best for sure for many decades to follow....

Government to be blamed Price rise in India.

Oyee teri!!!! Mehangai Dayan is killing everybody...

That's what Amir Khan would have proclaimed seeing the growing vegetable prices...

You guys must be knowing that I hired a maid to cook my food...

No pervs!! she is not a hottie.... she is fugly ... lol..

So coming to the point.. nowadays most of the time of my evening is eaten up by vegetables...

if you don't know the prices..

Potato- Rs 8/KG

Tomato- Rs 20/KG

Onion-Rs 60/KG

Rice- Rs 25/KG

Seasonal Vegetables: Rs16- 32/KG..

Milk- Rs 30/l

Petrol- Rs 62/l

I spend like 20 bucks everyday on vegies, 50 per day on petrol and nearly 100 every 3 days on every other commodity needed for cooking with 500 bucks/month for the cooking gas for a single man household.. that is when I am in economical mode.. and if I add up my every day chat/rolls/Tea... The per month cost is like 5000 on food only...and if I add up my rent in mediocre flat and all utilities it reaches 10000 bucks per month..

It is sad when per capita income is 45000 per annum.. what will be an average India eat for the rest of 7.5 months? Govt. has no idea...

Yet!! Govt. of India comes up with some rubbish claims..

India's per capita income has increased .. so they can afford chicken, meat, fish and eggs more ...so they can pay for vegetables more and that is the reason for increase of cost of vegetable.. in the scene of high prices ..all Indian should eat yellow peas for their dietary needs.... lol...

Now if you remember What George Bush said about Indian population and price rise..

"That's bigger than America. Their middle class is larger than our entire population. And when you start getting wealth, you start demanding better nutrition and better food, and so demand is high, and that causes the prices to go up"

That time Bush was bashed throughout the country by the same politicians who later said the same words...so see this is what our politicians think about us.... They don't blame policy for the price rise.. they blame us that we can eat good food ..so we should pay more.. lol... what in the name of holy heaven Rs 123/ day.. is 'earning more'... Lol.. Half of the earning population lives as daily wagers and poor farmers...feeding a minimum of family of 6 and normally it is 10-12.. so as per our govt. they should live and eat rs 10/day and be happy that their generous govt. is working on development..what kind of lame economist our PM is... funny????....and they blame Bush ..at least he was not an economist....

Who to blame ???

• Govt. don't have an efficient weather monitoring system
• Govt. don't take regular feedback from the farmer to monitor the crops
• Govt. don't have efficient ways to tackle crop diseases
• Govt. needed to enforce export bans on vegetables and food to ensure food security if they knew that crops are diseased or drought/flood have decreased crop production.
• Govt. needed to import food rather than importing American made weaponry. 

So see lack of vision and lack of judgment is the only thing that increased the price rise....but these politicians are just good for nothing... Rahul Gandhi moves in Helicopter on his political campaigns, Politicians moves daily with a caravan of govt. funded high fuel consuming vehicles  .. BJP wastes on the name of Tiranga Yatra or whateva they hell they do.. every other politicians spend the tax money on themselves and tell us to eat Matar ka dana.. what the hell!!!!!!!!!!

Why do you think they are not releasing the name of the guys who stashed money in Swiss, Caymans and German banks????.... because they are all our beloved politicians.. and I am waiting for Julian Assange to release the 2000 money stashing persons names so that we can see how many of our beloved representative of poor mass are not actually poor... It is estimated that nearly 1.3 trillion dollars are stashed in these bank.. these are our tax money... and we have the right to know about the culprit yet govt. say they have treaty for their privacy .. lol...

Do you know what increases the price...???

An election campaign costs average of Rs 5 crore per constituency  by leading parties... who do you think fund for that.. These black marketeers... :).. They donate in the party fund...and where do you think they get the money.. they extract from us.. and they are protected by govt. .. like increase the price for 4 years.. gather as  muney you can and then donate it in party fund and reduce the cost of everything in the year of election.. and that is what happens always....if you don't see this.. then you do have a blind eye towards the truth...

So eat Matar ka dana and be happy...lol

PS: I am thinking of sending 1 kg of yellow peas to PMO with a slogan "Eat yellow pea to pee yellow.." as a token of appreciation for suggesting such a nice way and reminding us that we may enjoy in the name of democracy but we always live in anarchy or better the monarchy  ..

Who killed Aarushi Talwar ??

A girl of age 14....with her throat slit and a prominent head injury....and whole world waiting to hear from Indian judicary system to find the convict.....

Aarushi.... a bubbling girl ...and like every other teenager ..had a dream that will always stay a dream...I am not commenting on what our honorable investigation agencies found out.. not what news is reporting.. I am just stating facts...

The victim.....

• A closed house... 
• A head blow injury
• few feets away from the bedroom of the father..
• Her phone switched off...
• Probably Raped. 
• A surgical precision throat slit 

The other member of the house...

• The father
• Drunk with no sense of time
• Awake till 3 or at least woke up at 3 to close the router
• Claiming to be sleeping in a room 7 feet away from the dead body
• Dentist...
• Drinking alcohol...

Circumstance...

• All servants having strong alibis... one Servant Dead...
• Lost keys to main entrance and where the body of servant was hidden
• Golf club lost and found but 1 year later submitted for analysis..neatly cleaned and the probable weapon for the head injury..
• Dead body of the girl neatly tucked in white sheet before calling police
• blood stains washed with cleaner
• blood stains found on the bottle of alcohol.
• House closed from inside
• Murder at midnite with only one person in the house close to the room claining to be sleeping
• The girl talking 688 times in 45 days with a boy
• Parent influencing post mortem report ruling out sexual assault.
• Parents not giving keys to upstairs where body of another servant was stashed for later disposal
• Landline ringing in dead midnite and nobody picking it up on the night of the murder yet router was closed to save money at 3 am..
• Body was cremated at haste... and ash disposed off

Now... what do you say who killed Aarushi... ????

I am not influencing any thoughts in you all but even a dumb can say who killed Aarushi...??

Motive: Honor killing
Weapon: Surgical blade and golf stick
Killer: Father... Rajesh Talwar the dentist..

What I think happened.....

Both working parents.. girl devoid of attention..in her teen fall in love with a boy..probably had a sexual encounter or involved physically ... father came to know about... drunk.. had a heated argument with the daughter.. beat her up with the golf stick injuring her seriously in alcohol driven mind..and afraid of getting reported for child abuse... slit her throat ..killing her instantly..thought of framing someone else.. Servant Hemraj in servants quarter.. went there.. hit his head with the club.. killed him... stashed the body in terrace..locked it for future disposal... making an angle that Hemraj killed Aarushi and is now absconding... came back.. cleaned the scene ...washed the stains.. probably changed the clothes of the girl..changed the sheet to make it look like scene of murder taking place elsewhere...called police...not giving the keys to terrace..influenced the post mortem so that sexual assault and probable motive for honor killing not reported.. a goof up occurs... someone finds the blood stain in stairs and thus find out the body of Hemraj before it was disposed off to make it look like muderer absconding... lied in truth serum test which is inconclusive and  fooled lie detectors....now roaming free destroying all evidence..

Is it that hard to see the obvious???.. the son of bi*ch.. mudered her daughter and now crying out loud of not getting justice...such criminals are needed to be arrested and hanged ....there is no way a third party can be involved.. may be Hemraj raped her and father found and killed them both but that is a mere speculation and probably not a truth coz he would have escaped earlier instead of waiting for the father to discover.. but in both cases murdered is the father.. coz no one else will come murder..stash bodies..clean the room for evidence..drink alcohol and leave the father sleeping in another room..that is just absurd....

Think of a situation.. a girl look at her father as a hero who will save her from all troubles..and that father slitting  her throat ..think she can't even cry for help coz she knows none can rescue her if her father is butchering her...

The murderer and the accomplice defending the murder

Indian judiciary system believes 100 culprits may get free but not one innocent should be convicted..and that is the problem here... everybody know that son of the bi*ch killed her daughter ..and now CBI closing the case but since there is no murder weapon and only circumstantial evidences..so without confession he will never be convicted...and he will never confess.. so Justice delayed and justice denied to the girl and the servant.....but he will be punished if not here some place where justice is always served..

Sometimes I feel like crying for the girl or may be giving her a hug but it is so late and if there is another world she is may be waiting for her killer to reach one day there and ask him a question.. Why me...??


Who do you think killed Aarushi ???

God! Please bless her soul and give peace to the departed.....

PS: This is in no way influencing the ongoing investigation...and if someone else is ever found to be her killer... I will retract this post....but till then.. in my eyes.. The fuc*tard dentist is the killer... and need to be kept in isolation and away from society ..coz he is a serious psycho and danger to mankind..