I read all the times everywhere especially women bloggers about our ( male community ) fixation with the cleavage....and really never found out the reason for that.....rather I found people calling as perverted for that.... :-|
So in a search for truth ..I fst checked out what the famous OXFORD dictionary says about the cleavage..
CleavageUnable to find answer ..I googled it...and I found the following image
The Oxford Pocket Dictionary of Current English | 2009 | © The Oxford Pocket Dictionary of Current English 2009, originally published by Oxford University Press 2009. (
cleav·age / ˈklēvij/
• n. a sharp division; a split.
∎ the hollow between a woman's breasts when supported, esp. as exposed by a low-cut garment.
∎ Biol. cell division, esp. of a fertilized egg cell.
∎ the splitting of rocks or crystals in a preferred plane or direction.
Oh ! not that one!!!!!!
No ..of Course I m not talking abt this....U kno me better :D....
:D :D
Lol
So going back to the point.....
Actually..I never gave it a thought ..as I normally don't think...but last day boys of my labs were oogling on one cleavage and whole day they were discussing that to me coz I was busy in other works...leading to missing of the gala event of her bending down and that too wearing the low cut....But the fact that surprised me was the fact that i was feeling so jealous of them even when I got a fair share of free Cleavage shows....
So I got to my infamous thinking.....and found out the reason.....
The reason behind the curiosity is the reason why every damn Scientist spend their entire lifetime working on some freaking project...
it is damn interesting...
But today I read in one of my frnd's blog...that we shouldn't stare them ...
But see ..as per Oxford only
"the hollow between a woman's breasts when supported, esp. as exposed by a low-cut garment"
Here it is clearly mentioned that " especially as exposed...and I don't think if woman find it derogatory they wouldn't have dared to expose it to us the normal oglers ...they flaunt it ...they go for wonder. and what not...
so why we the poor men are called perverted....
If god made beautiful things than he did gave us the sense of appreciation.....
We are just mere appreciating...and moreover ..it is in human nature to be curious about something protruded forward....
What???
So u say women won't stare if that guy got a bulge in his shorts checking her.....???
Yes??????
Thank god!!! I m so relieved.... I thought she noticed mine today :D..
PS: This post is dedicated to all those guys who silently admire the beautiful creation of god..." The cleavage "
PSS: This post was not at all for insulting women..was written only for crude humors and my apologies goes for all those women who felt offended reading it even after the disclaimer.... :) with a line that i really admire hot women or women with hot assets :P
Pic Courtesy: All links intact :)
I doubt if m gonna get any comment here ...lol
ReplyDeletebut see
someone advised me not to write blogdom post
as it creates chaos here :P
Ciao :D
No comments ;)
ReplyDeleteha ha!!all i can say is tht men and their fixation with cleavage will go on forever!!
ReplyDeletei never read this post count me out of here :P...
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
There are two types of cleavages in this world, me thinks.
ReplyDelete1. the bold cleavage where the woman shows off on purpose and manages to catch the man in the act of staring. Kinda like a power play thingy.
2. the innocent cleavage, obvious by the name, where the despos usually fall for.
and for the man's bulge, I think the only bulge that catches a woman's stare is the derrière, but ofcourse there are exceptions too ;)
I agree...it's a thing of beauty and there's nothing wrong with looking at a good cleavage...it's natural for men to do that, unless ofcourse he's gay.
ReplyDeleteBUT, there's a thin line between a quick glance and a blue-in-the-face-OGLING session! That's where most men make mistakes. They just cant control their hormones they just stare n stare until the woman feels really embarassed. It's disrespectful and very un-gentlemanly, if u know what I mean :)
The difference between a MAN n a MANIAC is in the way they admire a cleavage. If ur Ted Bundy, u'd get inside the cleavage lol!
I did a Cleavage post long time ago, the same topic. Im sure u'd love that one :)
Keshi.
Niddzi :P
ReplyDeletelol
Ria :P
ReplyDeletelol
I so agree...at least mine will last forever :P
Hemanth
ReplyDeleteI kno I kno
u must have skipped the post after reading the disclaimer :P
J
ReplyDeletelol
oh mu god!! that was awesome observation...
bold and innocent .....I guess I can be convicted for committing both the crimes... and I agree despos like me has an obsession for innocent one ;)
and wat a word 'derrière' ...lol
it is been real long I heard sumone use this term :P.....
Sissy
ReplyDeletethank god...u said it normal..I thought I was being the perverted :P
lol
staring till she notices..lol..I normally don't do that ..i typically rely on quick glances ..it increases the chance even with the boldest of women..they admire the guy whi dint get caught staring her's :P
ted bundy....lol
every man have a ted bundy embedded deep inside ..I guess I m in control of my ted bundy desires :P...lol
and yeah I read that...I remember :D
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ReplyDeleteI kno I kno
u must have skipped the post after reading the disclaimer :P
reading the title only i skipped :P....
urs..hemu..
Hemu.....
ReplyDeleteI know.....u r such an innocent guy
@ Keshi: Brilliant!
ReplyDelete@ DayDreamer: One day you'll irritate some girl so much that she'll kill u! :p
Bro I know ur a gentleman.
ReplyDelete**every man have a ted bundy embedded deep inside
Not really. I know a guy who wouldnt even look at a practically naked woman down the street, even if she flashed it all infront of him. I guess he's the opp end of Ted Bundy!
And ty Kaddu! :)
Keshi.
kaddu
ReplyDelete:P
yeah yeah!!!
I know....it is a long list already and if u wanna join ..then u gotta wait for ur turn :D
I already have couple of bounties on my head :P
keshiii
ReplyDeleteare u sure he won't stare JOHN's ass in the newly coming Newyork movie
innocent :P...no bro i am not....ur mistaken...if guys in india are innocent the population wont be large...got it :P..
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
Hemu
ReplyDeletedude
it is large only because they are so innocent that they don't know abt how to chill giving her a pill :P
sissyy
ReplyDeletekeshii >>>>> sissyyy
it was written keshii instead of sissyy....so don't mind as it was done fast..but I m acknowledging the mistake if that counts :D
I'm alive, yes.
ReplyDeleteLol couldnt help but laugh at this post, even though I find the staring part disgusting. I liked "J"s comment up there...actually his observations. Nicely done...I never observed that bit about cleavage before :D :D
Haan haan dekho bhai...aankhein di hai to jo dikh raha hai dekho....par aankho ke saath muuh ka istemaal karna zaroori hai kya?? (Bak bak i mean... tu kya socha? :p)
Chal abhi yahaan se phut rahi hoon...ninni aa rahi hai...kal aaraam se aungi aur dekhungi ki tune kya likha hai....zzzzzzz
Oye hoye
ReplyDeleteaap zinda ho :P
ab toh jashn manaya jayega :P
staringis disgusting :O
pata nhi yaar kiun lagta hai..mujhe toh unhe stare karna kinna pyara lagta hai :P
and j's observation rocks :D...
btw u never observed that bit...wat do u mean..u r observing cleavages too :O
abey tera bf padhega toh kitna dukhi ho jayega :D
lol
and oh my god
ROTFL....
aankhon k sath muunh ka istemaaal :P
lol
thank god tune bata diya ki kaun sa istemaal :P
lol
but yaar...karne kaha deti hai ladkiyan munh ka istemaal :P
kuch bhi bolo...toh naraj ho jati hai :D
risk leke padh to lia but eeksssss that girl in the pic has got horrible cleavage. :o :p
ReplyDeletestuck in the cleavage still? ok!
ReplyDeleteI just came to check on any new posts :)
Keshi.
lolz..nice one dude..well, as everyone says it's 'natural' :))
ReplyDeletePreeti :P
ReplyDeletelol
horrible or u r just J of her :P
lol
Sissy :P
ReplyDeletebusy in works plus I m going home too...so preparing for that too :)
Rahul
ReplyDeleteyeah i so agree with you :P
j........ not at all. it was so eeksssssssssssss :o
ReplyDeletethere is nuthing eeeks abt it :P
ReplyDeleteit is all yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lol
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