My date with Sarah

I was thinking since morning...( no way i am gonna explain...how does it feel to think without brains ..it is strictly classified .... :D )

to write a post about the beautiful trip to DELHI to meet my then-gf who is now my ex....coz I din't want that to get lost down in my memory lane only because she chose to dump me out.....

But right now feeling damn hungry....so saving the draft and going to eat sumfink :D

I am back................

So I was writing about the trip....

** It may be long ...mushy...may be hopelessly romantic...so if u want to skip..u can...but this is  my last post for now..as i am going for a vacation from 20th to a date not known for now...so by that time don't forget me and if u get time read it... Will miss u all **

Before the trip ....the important issue was wat to gift her as it was my fist date and it was our first meet...yeah ! we met and fell in love courtesy to ORKUT...

yeah i understand that is Cliche :D...but hey I m not alone in this league...loads of people fell via ORKUT :D...

As usual like all love stories ..her family who was much high class dint knew abt me existence as they defn would have rejected me then as they have rejected me now :D..so I couldn't give her anything flashy and that I regret still..but anyways....watever hapens happens for good :P...so selected few cute items from a gift shop for her ...neatly wrapped them which took nearly  6 hours for clumsy me :D


Train to Delhi was eventful...we continued talking on phone..scheduling and rescheduling everything...and each passnger of my compartment knew that this moron got a gf at his destination point... :D ..some of them wished me luck too...

As soon as I entered New Delhi ....i got swarmed with autowallas who wanted me to chose a hotel and one sardarji found one suitable for me in my low budget after long 1 hour drive....I called her up and asked her to meet me at RLY station..I unpacked in that remote hotel whose stairs I was afraid might fall anytime :P took a bath in 3x3 bathroom which was not even sufficient for me to stand...and commode ..don't ask me how in the name of hell I put my ass on it :P and that too finding there's no flush was icing on the cake  :P...so had to use bucket after that...lol

But any-damned-thing was nothing in comparison to the anticipation of meeting her..


I got to station and found she is gonna come late...traffic jams :p

so I chose to stand in front of SULABH .

.So that she don't find difficult to identify me :D...soon a PCR van stopped and they asked me the reason to stand there ..ina foul haryanwi tone with of course loads of abuses.... I was surprised...as I dint thought I meet the criteria profile of any terrorist who is gonna blow up a public urinal :D...but I managed to tell them in that time...hey buddy....ur boss  took training under my Dad's wing...so don't jump that much...

Thank god!! she came....contrary to what I said..she was looking so cute and beautiful ..trying to identify me among the people lined up for the entry to urinal :D..I thanked to God!! for letting me meet and be part of such a beautiful and innocent soul....I went up to her..she was lil dissapointed seeing me...but managed to evade that expression ..who the fuck are u ..from her face...

We went up to a nearby breakfast joint...and see was amazed how I could manage to eat sumthing  in such a polluted place...hhehehe ..Doing Engineering and being away from home for 6 long years defn take its toll...:D

After that we decided to go to APPU Ghar...as it was the closing day of that zoo but the exorbitant fee stopped her and I regret that too...I had bucks in my pocket...yet she was not allowing me to purchase anything...and ....but who don't want an economical gf :)

So we went to INDIA GATE...and we found a boating place...I am quite a hydrophobic if not with parents and of course the ride was for kids... :D..but I dint want to disappoint her and knowing that water was only knee deep ..I ventured in the boat and found I can't revolve the paddle due to my long legs and shoes :P ...so hehehe she paddled and I was like...
'Haseena boat chalao'...like some mughal emperor sitting on a toy boat...and she was paddling and laughing .. We managed to hit many boats we can and I used to shout " Yalgaar" (attack) everytime we do so..she was all in splits ..and people were  looking at me.thinking..." who the fuck this moron is who is making her gf paddle and making all those funny shouts:D "...

but she was happy and I can see it in her ..her face was radiating with happiness...and we till recently cherished the event...

Then the ordeal started of finding a seat to sit..and u know how difficult it is to find one in any public park..so went to Parade stands ..we exchanged gift and she brought a perfume for me..and I still have that in my closet.....

We talked for long...I wanted to kiss her at one point...but then I thought she dint wanted to kiss me on our fst date...so I thought better not try it...

so we then moved to Palika...

she told me that she is an excellent bargainer so I let her bargain and find out how pathetic she is in that..I bought one shades for Rs100 which he was selling at some Rs 800 and she thought saying 400 will be good to impress me.... :P..so I had to bargain myself... :D



We then went up to lunch...and..what a moron hotel they don't serve lunch after 3..still they agreed to make the exception for us ...but she wanted a pizza...so we bought one ..and believe me it nearly killed my appetite for Pizzas forever...it was pathetic.... :P...and she dint even took another bite...so I packed the pizza so that I can eat it later in my hotel which I was sure won't be serving me any dinner...... :D

After that we sat for a while and then talked a lot abt FENG SHUI which she bought for me for some crazy bucks and I told her that she could have got it cheaper in Rs 10 only...and believe me we found one roadside vendor selling those lucky coins for that price only...

but I still have it in my wallet and may be that's why my wallet after that was never empty :) ...I love her so much for that  :)




I dropped her home then and went back to hotel.. nearly lost but sumhow found my way back...ordered  a beer and some food ..but to my surprise they served me well and by the time I entered I found my bathroom and room all cleaned up.......

Next  day..trouble found her and family issued a Fatwa against meeting me...but she sumhow slipped away and met me nearly 3 hours after we scheduled to meet..in McD ...yeah yeah !! i know it is cliche to spend ur date in a McD but see it was the only place which would let me wait for hours even without ordering anything..still I managed to sip 5 coffees by then...she entered and she it was such a sign of relief seeing the beautiful her...and her sweet shy smile...we discussed the match between Khali and Undertaker ...she got amazed when I asked the McD boy abt Khali...our Indian superstar of WWE arena ....we laughed and then we nearly got into a arguement but thanks to the girl of god knows wat convent school whose pink underwears caught my attention while she was climbing stairs just above me in a skirt so short which I doubt was not even covering half of her milky things ..

(lol ...I can't help going into details of such events :D...)


We then had a fight over some issues...and I saw how she hates angry me...and how much I love her for that..she is all against PDA  ..yet I managed to irritate her kissing her soft shoulders in that busy park and she was like what if that old guy who sat opposite to us knew her father..who is a famous celebrity in Govt.of India...we manged to do some cliche event of eating moongphalis..nuts and what not...

She decided to wait with me for my train but them my mom informed that dad got sum news in his scanner abt a possible attack on New Delhi...So I thought better to escort her home...so I took her to autorickshaw and asked her to go home which she was reluctant to do..how badly I wanted to kiss her byes..still I thought she won't like this cliche at her fst date...so we shook hands..and parted

Little knowing  that it will be our only and last date.... I said her good byes ...

Love u Sarah ...for those beautiful two days..... :)


Good luck with ur future....and stay happy forever.....

A song for you.....if u happen to read it ever...

PS: Don't take it as my vain attempt to get her back....but if memories are beautiful..they are worth keeping .. and as i said my last post for now...so don't forget me by then...

love n carez

what's so with the Cleavage ????

Disclaimer : Please read it at ur own risk...it is completely a fun post with little adult talks..and readers are advised not to sue me for the contents :) 

I read all the times everywhere especially women bloggers about our ( male community ) fixation with the cleavage....and really never found out the reason for that.....rather I found people calling as perverted for that....  :-|

So in a search for truth ..I fst checked out what the famous OXFORD dictionary says about the cleavage..

Cleavage
The Oxford Pocket Dictionary of Current English | 2009 | © The Oxford Pocket Dictionary of Current English 2009, originally published by Oxford University Press 2009. (
 cleav·age / ˈklēvij/ 
• n. a sharp division; a split.
∎  the hollow between a woman's breasts when supported, esp. as exposed by a low-cut garment.
∎  Biol. cell division, esp. of a fertilized egg cell.
∎  the splitting of rocks or crystals in a preferred plane or direction.

 Unable to find answer ..I googled it...and I found the following image

Oh ! not that one!!!!!!

No ..of Course I m not talking abt this....U kno me better :D....

:D :D

Lol

So going back to the point.....

Actually..I never gave it a thought ..as I normally don't think...but last day boys of my labs were oogling on one cleavage and whole day they were discussing that to me coz I was busy in other works...leading to missing of the gala event of her bending down and that too wearing the low cut....But the fact that surprised me was the fact that i was feeling so jealous of them even when I got a fair share of free Cleavage shows....

So I got to my infamous thinking.....and found out the reason.....

The reason behind the curiosity is the reason why every damn Scientist spend their entire lifetime working on some freaking project...
it is damn interesting...

But today I read in one of my frnd's blog...that we shouldn't stare them ...

But see ..as per Oxford only
 "the hollow between a woman's breasts when supported, esp. as exposed by a low-cut garment"

Here it is clearly mentioned that " especially as exposed...and I don't think if woman find it derogatory they wouldn't have dared to expose it to us the normal oglers ...they flaunt it ...they go for wonder. and what not...

so why we the poor men are called perverted....

If god made beautiful things than he did gave us the sense of appreciation.....


We are just mere appreciating...and moreover ..it is in human nature to be curious about something protruded forward....

What???

So u say women won't stare if that guy got a bulge in his shorts checking her.....???

Yes??????

Thank god!!! I m so relieved.... I thought she noticed mine today :D..

PS: This post is dedicated to all those guys who silently admire the beautiful creation of  god..." The cleavage "

  

PSS: This post was not at all for insulting women..was written only for crude humors and my apologies goes for all those women who felt offended reading it even after the disclaimer.... :) with a line that i really admire hot women or women with hot assets :P

Pic Courtesy: All links intact :)

Expectations ......

I was thinking.....
lol
I know u are now defn thinking that why he starts with 'I was thinking' every other time ..the answer is...
lol

U can guess that ..I kno u r smarter than that .....:P

So I was thinking ...why people expect.....?????

but today I will not be talking about the reasons behind expecting...rather I will be talking about how people think themselves so important....that they can ignore everyone and yet have an expectation from others to give attention to them.....

Yeah ! I have a fair share of these kinnda people in every part of my life...be it my school frnds ..college frnds...and frnds in blogville....

Since u don't kno abt anything abt my personal frnds ..so saying A did that ..B got kicked....will not be much helping rather it will sound like I m trying to teach the smart Chhotu ..A B C D ( Oh btw the Chhotu is a cute kid of Aparna and u can find her blog from my blog list....and u can follow that blog for reading updates of Chhotu ...and... it is a refreshing read )

So see I will have to discuss blogger then.....but on second thoughts ..I guess creating controversy is not  my signature...........but I can say the types...

Then I m having second thoughts on that too as frndlist is too small and I don't want to hurt those ....

But they should get it from this post...

"Never Expect anything from me from now on ..........I m tired of being the frnd in need and then kept in sidelines."

PS: Recent events in my life have nothing but increased my pain...and I am tired of playing the task of a frnd and getting backstabbed.....just speaking my mind off....

Why I don't show mercy ???

People have often asked me about why I don't do donations and have mercy on deprived people..most of the time I prefer to stay silent on that...but today i will let you know the secret or rather secrets behind these acts of cruelty of mine.......

Once I offered my seat in a long bus ride to an old lady knowing that my co-passenger will get off at next stop...so i let her sit on mine but to my surprise that old lady started shouting for his son who was standing in front to be ready to occupy the seat when my co-passenger get off..when I tried to sit on the seat wen my co-pass was leaving..she actually started arguing with me that she has seen the seat before...wtf ..and thus old women got off my mercy list

A little girl may be just below 7 was working in a household . As I read about child labor a few days back..I called up the Police and found that whole society got against of me ..coz I scared  all their servants who were all below 14 ...and found the whole low class community hurling glass bottles on our window panes... and thus child labors too got off my mercy list

Few years back, I  got the news that some girls were kept as slaves and traded for prostitution by some goons operating racket..Me and our NGO with the help of POLICE raided the place and rescued 8 underaged girls who later filed sexual harassment case on our NGO guys with the help of a lawyer who was hired by the goons..and few of my cooworker got arrested..and then we had to settle the case...outside premises paying a hefty fees..so saving prostitutes got off my list

I saw a helpless beggar on a station..paid him 10 rupees thinking where would he get..he so can't move..only to find the next moment he was crossing railway tracks for the next train which came beside our track...Man he was so fast that even couldn't have crossed that with his time.....so no beggars at least on rail stations are needed to show mercy...if he can cross the tracks ..he can do anything...

Apart from that there are several little incidents like Flood relief fund getting used for political campaigns and all...forced me on this path of no mercy..and I am sure ..I am not gonna show any in  near future too ..

Btw I hate pets ...coz one of my frnd's.. bit me on my hand when I was caressing him..ugly Spaniards x-(

Ps: I am not heartless...when women talk of gender equality why they damn need reservations in bus and train....anyways :) as I said earlier...I am not heartless..I work with differnt groups spreading education in deprived areas...I think that is enough for me :)

Off Mood....

It was a fine morning with everything perfect with me in the jovial mood...

untill

Now I m seriously hurt.....

Btw!!!!! fuck my pain....I will be ok in a while...

Right now..I just want all of u to pray with me for the  240 people who crashed in atlantic yesterday with their A330 French Airlines... May god bless the soul of the departed...and give strength to the surviving families....