****Not For Minors***
Let me start with the disclaimer....
**Cigarette Smoking is injurious to Health**
the answers were too quick to come...
- I don't have any gf ...so no one is to stop me from smoking
- I don't have any other work to do so I smoke...
So I thought let's weigh it against the reason to quit..
- 500 Million of people are below poverty line not getting enough food to eat...and I waste Rs 100 everyday on smoking a stick which comes at 5 a piece...so if I get to save Rs 3000 from one month ..I can use it for charity...
- Cigarette gives cancer...
But the real reason ...why I decided against quitting finally is that my brother-in-law is in the Cigarette production of the brand I smoke...and since he is not a smoker...somebody has to take his place..as if everyone starts thinking like me ...he can be jobless ...U kno recession and this Ramadoss have hit ciggys real hard...as Ramadoss has banned smoking in offices and recession fired the rest who dared to smoke in office with all others ...
So dropping the idea .... I am not gonna quit smoking... :P
Love n carez
lolz..bro it's your life ,do what you want..that is how I live..but just think bout your friends,parents who will be deprived a few yrs. of your life..in the end you have to take a call!!
ReplyDeletewritten funnily without eliminating the serious notes. aha! i liked that.
ReplyDeletegood that u hv reduced it a lot. hope to read a post soon whr u will say that now i hv quit smoking. :)
well when you are in such a mood, nothing anyone says will make u quit. i mean just LOOK at the extra lame excuses you've listed out.. why bother even talking bout quitting when u arent planning to??? if you werent dd, id say "wadda loser"...
ReplyDeleteps- id NEVER marry a man who smokes.
yes, quitting smoking is difficult...as i have witnessed with some of my mates.
ReplyDeleteSmokers... they ALWAYS have reasons on why not to stop smoking!!!! :P
ReplyDeleterahul
ReplyDeletehahahah... I kno buddy..beleive me..the post was exact the same happened with me that night...only if CIA had not been so active in finding Zawahri..I would have stopped smoking :P
lol
Preeti...
ReplyDeleteInshaAllah..jis din meri shadi hoyegi..U will find me in no smoking zone :P
Harani..
ReplyDeleteDon't get angry :-|
it is the state of mind I projected of every smoker..how even the lamest excuses they can use to continue smoking...
PS:I have decided to quit smoking after marriage...seriously... :P
abhishek...
ReplyDeleteyeah I don't agree....I have quit smoking 7 times :P
lol
Dhanya :P
ReplyDeleteAS i said..it is all American policy of war against terrorism that stopped me from smoking...otherwise u wud have seen a complete non smking me..blame the americans :P
Too much! So much of justification not to quit smoking! Instead how about you start jogging/ working out every day! That way, you'll realize how weak your lungs have become! Hopefully, you'll quit smoking then! (Don't quit jogging!) :P
ReplyDeleteAnd your brother will survive. Not to worry! There'll be a lot many more people in the world to help him!
I was all ready to quit...it is just american policy and our health minister Ramadoss to be blaimed...
ReplyDeletehehehehe
I kno my lung's capacity has decreased... but still u kno i trekked 7 kms in my last trip....
PS: I have reduced from 20 to 6.. I guess I will stop soon..but I see no reason to do that....yeah jogging ..hope I don't quit it fst... :P
allahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! jis din apki shaadi hogi uss din se in cigrt companio ka kya hoga!!! unka to diwalia nikal jayga. :D
ReplyDeleteare smokers kya charity kare.. Khud ke paas kya hai...hamare hoth sukhte hai cig fuk fuk ke.. Duniya ke hooth sukhte hai mar jaoge bol bol ke... Par unhe kaun samjhaye ki kabhi kabhi apne ko marte huy hi ehsaas hota hai ki hum abhi zinda hai... Shayad us din chodo jis din dil se man kare.. Par kaha mana kar pauge aise dost ko jo thodi si hamare jaise logo ki zindagi to zaroor le leta hai... But jo apne pas bach gayi use aasan bana jata hai... Bada bhai na bante hue mat kehna mai bhi chod do.. Bas aaram se comment pad ke kash marna.. Mai train me hu... Is post ko padh ke chala AC ke bahar... Darwaze par fukne ka aanand hi kuch aur hai........ Samby.
ReplyDeletepreeti
ReplyDeleteI guess if I marry a ciggy baron's daughter ....I may drop the idea of quitting altogether...
samby...
ReplyDeletemain tujhe nhi kahoonga chhodne coz abhi tu jis job mein hai wo tujhe khud hi chhudwa degi...
aur bata kya haal hai...kabhi koi mail shail bhi drop kiya kar...
aur tera number bhi nhi hai...jo haalchal pata karooo
happen to stumble upon your blog. Interesting post.
ReplyDeleteI've given up on the idea of giving up smoking.
thanx J
ReplyDeletewill appreciate if u keep dropping by....
lol
No I do have hope left..I fink it will be my 9th time if I quit smoking... :P see..If i have quit 9times..it should not be too hard...lol :P
so are you getting married tomorrow?? or at least next month?
ReplyDeletenot in next two years...
ReplyDeleteI do have to open an option for ya....by that time u will be big enough to take the decision :P
lol
btw
wen is ur premed resultcoming????
i hope u quit soon!!u dont need to do it for anybody but for urself.
ReplyDeleteyeap! I kno.. but see if this year UPA replaces RAMADOSS...I may quit smoking :P
ReplyDeleteI loike smoking too. but m nt addicted.
ReplyDeletelol@ ramadoss...
ReplyDeleteno deta hu.. naya lene do yaha pe.
nidhi :D
ReplyDeletewho's addicted here. ???
atleast me not .... i can quit anytime ..see already count is 9 times :D
Vishv
ReplyDeleteok...aur batao kya haal chal hai???