One more joke

*adult contents*

A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor.
The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, “I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year.
Just say ‘one, two, three’ and you’ll get the largest erection you’ve ever had.

After your wife’s been satisfied, simply say ‘one, two, three, four’ and it will disappear for 12 months.”

Later that night as the man is lying in bed watching television, he says to his wife, “Watch this! One, two, three!” His schlong becomes larger and stiffer than ever before.

His wife is amazed. She smiles and says, “That’s great!

But what did you say ‘one, two, three’ for?”

hehehhehehe

one More :P 

A woman in a northeast Pennsylvania art gallery is staring at an exquisite painting entitled Home for Lunch. It depicts three very naked black men sitting on a park bench with their penises in plain view. But while all the men are black, the one in the middle has a pink penis.
“Excuse me,” the woman says to the exhibit’s curator. “I am curious about this painting of three African-Americans. Why does the man in the middle have a pink penis?”
“I’m afraid you’ve misinterpreted the painting,” says the curator. “These men are not African-American; they’re coal miners, and the fellow in the middle went ‘home for lunch.’”

btw .... read the below post too ..... :P