World Cup Soccer 2010

The much awaited event of the decade is now on our doors and in few days World Cup Soccer 2010 will be kicked off.. I will be trying as much as to be up to date with the results from my other blog  Redirect...

 My football fascination started when I was a lil kid.. yeah!! like every other sports I used to suck in that too.. but it was the best way to put my evening time.. may be because from class 2 ..I was playing with senior boys in each game.. coz I never understood what kids do with ball without any rules... though later I realized that may be the reason for distaste for every sport I played coz I sucked with seniors... hahhaha but now I can't amend..everything is done..but then there was a football quiz in a five star hotel when I was in class VIII.. and then I came to know what fascination it brings to every fan who follows their country wherever they play...be it Cold Russia or be in hot Nigeria.... Then the age of computer came and I started playing FIFA football and came to know that I don't suck in planing the games and playing in simulation.. :D .. I played all the FIFA game series by EA sports and I am champion in all those in world class difficulty....lol

There are few facts that you should know about World Cup Soccer 2010...

1) As you know FIFA stands for Fédération Internationale de Football Association , it is an international association of Soccer playing countries and the most transparent bodies in entire world sport. 

2) The world cup is being organized every 4 years since 1930 except '42 and '46 due to the world war..

3) The Trophy was initially called Victory which later changed its name to Jules Rimet Trophy from 1930 to 1970 which Brazil took home as of 3 wins.It was made of gold plated sterling silver and lapis lazuli and depicted Nike, the Greek goddess of victory.In 1983 the cup was stolen and never recovered... The New FIFA cup is of Two men lifting the earth  is made of 18 carat gold.. and this year the trophy may be housed in any of these four countries

• Argentina - 1978, 1986
• Brazil - 1994, 2002
• Italy - 1982, 2006
• Germany - 1974, 1990
• France - 1998

4) These year's official Ball is JABULANI.. it is 11 colored football depicting 11 language regions of South Africa. It means to CELEBRATE in Zulu and is the latest football with latest aerodynamic studies.

5) This year's official Anthem is K'naan Wavin Flag... and it is a beautiful song and so inspiring that I had goosebumps listening to it.. The singer is from Somalia.. and he was a child soldier and who rose up from all atrocities to be a successful Afro Rap singer and I literally love the lyrics ..it depicts what the 80% of world population faces... and truly he made me his fan.. and of course the video is tempting

 

When i get older, they'll call me freedom
Just like a Waving Flag.

Give me freedom, give me fire, give me reason, take me higher
See the champions, take the field now, unify us, make us feel proud
In the streets our head are liftin’, as we lose our inhibition,
Celebration it surrounds us, every nations, all around us

Singin forever young, singin songs underneath that sun
Lets rejoice in the beautifull game.
And together at the end of the day.

WE ALL SAY

When I get older I will be stronger

They’ll call me freedom Just like a wavin’ flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

When I get older I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a wavin’ flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes

Oooooooooooooh woooooooooohh hohoho

Give you freedom, give you fire, give you reason, take you higher
See the champions, take the field now, unify us, make us feel proud
In the streets our head are liftin’, as we lose our inhibition,
Celebration, it surrounds us, every nations, all around us

Singin forever young, singin songs underneath that sun
Lets rejoice in the beautifull game.
And toghetter at the end of the day.

WE ALL SAY

When I get older, I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a wavin’ flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

When I get older I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a wavin’ flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes

Wooooooooo Ohohohoooooooo ! OOOoooooh Wooooooooo

WE ALL SAY !

When I get older I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a wavin’ flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back

When I get older I will be stronger
They’ll call me freedom
Just like a wavin’ flag

And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes back
And then it goes

Wooo hooooo hohohohoooooo

And everybody will be singing it

Wooooooooo ohohohooooo

And we are all singing it

So enjoy the World Cup and be there with me to shout and yell to witness the mega event.. ... this year my favs is Spain l...but I will also closely follow Argentina, Portugal and England 

Btw whom are you supporting?????

PM of India's Press conference 2010 and My views

I know I am too little in the game of power to express my view but thanks to fundamental rights and being in democracy, I can do that.. Though there were several questions , I chose the first few which seem to me little relevant and as I expected it was a calculated move with lots of practice and Poker bluff.. he was generic at most of them but he gave a commitment in few that matters......Though I head most of the interview which is still going on and I was deliberately waiting for some body from India TV rising to ask a question about the abducted cows by Aliens and PM's response on it... lol.. that never happened.. and then  a reporter from Aajtak asked a  cheeky question of whose advise do u heed most ur wife or Madam Gandhi.. it was just ridiculous to hear the afterwards.. so here are the excerpts

On the issue of  Price rise and slow rate of economy by Hindustan

PM replied that in-spite of  world wide recession, India achieved a growth rate of  6.3%  and 7.2 % in two years and is expected to increase to 8.5 % this year.. and he promised by december inflation rate will be brought to 5-6 % and blamed the price rise due to drought and flood and completely denied to answer of their ministers involvement in announcing the price rise  and even said for stopping black money the political parties should form a consensus to check on their political expenditure.

This was a serious commitment of decreasing the price rise and now you know what is the definition of blackmoney is...

In PM's words.. Black money generation and gathering is because Political parties are gathering funds for their political agenda and election expenditures and for controlling them Govt. needs permission from all political parties.. now what was that... ??? Is he prosecuting in favor of political parties spending crores and looting civilians of their hard earned money ???

On the issue of  Pakistan and India talk in Thimpu and Nuclear bill
India stressed on neighbour's issue for development as it feels that neighbor are important to be considered in ongoing peace talks and wanted all the issues like Kashmir to be brought on table but primarilly that Pakistan's soil should not be used as a platform for launching attacks on India..

About the  nuclear deal issue  he said a bill for Nuclear liability will be placed in parliament and will pass through standing committee consisting of different parties concerned.

Now...this is like common talk..I have heard it for like 20 years..I guess it is high time they start a new set of dialogues to be delivered to public.

On Maoist issue
Maoist violence is biggest concern and Govt. is firm on tackling them with the state support.

Now First they need to have a comunication between the State Govt. and Central Govt. ..Nitish Kumar Don't know how many forced he has and wants more and so is Chattisgarh CM ..who called them a terrorists and want to tackle them with force and Maha CM said Indian mining corporation are finding them.... first they need to assess the Maoist threat and then talk like this in Press conference and I don't know if he really looked into the picture to give a one liner reply to Maoist issue..

 And Doordarshan lost the feed... lol ...It is high time for Govt. to look into degrading stages of Doordarshan.. lol..they lost the feed when PM is holding a live conference... hehehe lack of advertisement I guess :P...

On the issue of Hindu terrorism by outlook
Terrorism is a major issue and has no religion and it is being sponsored by religious forces . Whateva be the source of terror we must tackle them effectively

So when are we gonna take actions against this Hindutva Parties and Khap Panchayat who thinks themselves as semi-autonomous... ????

On the issue of Kashmir by India today

Kashmir has a democratic government and Central govt. is ready for talk with all group outside political ring to renounce violence and return to main stream

Now that I call it as a positive statement and I hope these small parties should come forward so that kashmir problem can be resolved..

On the issue of SC/ ST development  and reservation in private sector..

We need to create an enviroment first, Govt is ready to speed up the process for implementation

Now that is worst... Now Private sectors do have advertisement like 1 seat general rest all in OBC and SC- ST.. lol.. what is this mockery of economics or a diktat to all the corporation coming to India...lol...

On the issueCaste based population count
 We shall take into account in various opinion and ask the cabinet and that process is on...

First you need to realize this is violation of moral rights to do a census with caste as criteria and secondly India is already divided with caste issue and instead of solving them ..Govt. is trying to escalate .. it is just sad and shameful for us.. 

These were the main issues ..I was concerned with... and rest all the PM is giving generic answers and I have better things to do than wait for his super diplomatic answers..coz when he was asked about violation of human rights caught by CBI in Kashmir he said I will look into it and didn't answer...he didn't answer about the 2G spectrum scan. he didn't answer for the enemy properties act enacted against properties left by Indians who migrated to Pakistan and on the issue of mockery of resignation by minister who are submitting them regularly on issues of National security and PMO rejecting them.. he said  that he is accountable and expressed deep sorrow and said they are working so far humaly possible so that these accidents and issues are not repeated again n again. 

So if you are accountable why don't you give the resignation and make someone suitable to be the PM... ???

And a sweet note was  by Japanese Foriegn jounalist who said Press ID card is tough to make and it take 6-8 months.. hehehehe..now you know Mr. Jap what it means to stand in a line and wait for the making of Ration card, voter card and passport in India..lol .. Mr. PM said that he will look into your matter and he never looks into ours .. Do u think ur problem will be solved ?... lol ..

On this lighter note.. I will like to end this here...and conclude that this was just a political bluff to be transparent when PM actually dodged every issues that concerned us..including the abduction of cows by aliens.. lol

  Jai Hind...

PS:  The views are my own and I deeply regret if it hurt anybody's sentiments coz I was thinking the Nation comes first..

Image courtesy: Links Intact....

Cooking me...

No No.. I am not cooking myself ...Nowadays ..most part of my time is being spent on cooking as my Mess is closed and my flatmate is on some self inflicted honeymoon ...lol.. life is indeed tough and I so now know mom kiun inna irritate ho jati hai jab papa kehte hai..

" aajke eta te moshla kom hoeyche ..." it means.. ismein aaj masala kam hai......lol...

 

 

 

last night I made egg curry , roti, chawal, Italian salad and believe me the food was awesome.. if you exclude the overcooked chapattis..lol... yeah yeah whatever :D

There are so many good news to share with you all.. but I guess I should wait for them to come to you..

Last day .. i was playing basketball with muhalle ke bachhes..and man !!! they beat me like 15-3 .. lol.. they were 7 on one side and we were 3 on others.. after all I am taller than them and older too.. that should be equivalent to 4 of them.. lol.. but it was fun.. practiced some tricks and sweated like shower... nice workout but I got the the feedback when I had to wash my utensils after cooking.. my back was paining like hell and I missed like 18 phone calls the whole night even when I keep my phone close to my ears... lol.. but it was good ...

Today I made french toasts.. packed some in lunch too :P...

Ohh!!! btw ..I m now a most talked about subject in  my locality.. courtesy to birthday of Preetilata..actually I made a card for her and was going to print that and met the husband of chatterbox neighbour auntie.. he thought I was going to print my marriage card.. ... so now everyone is wishing me for a happy marriage life ..hoping to get a hold of a card and free dinner ...lol.. I guess I disappointed them a lot... 

lol

 

I am planning to comeback to blogging.. but it is tough .. and I really lost most of the interest ... but I guess I will have to regrow them again..

Love and carez

PS: if u need cooking tips .. u can always mail me.. apart for chapattis ..I can cook anything I have tasted..

Adult jokes... Condom

Just for humor... Explicit Content Advisory: Above 18 only

 

Was going through some Site and suddenly came across it .. I was Rolling in with laughter..so i though I share with ya all... of course only to above 18 people..

See what happens to the punch line if all the big multinationals start selling condoms:

 

Pepsodent Condom : Raat Bhar Dhishum Dhishum
Colgate Condom : Yeh Hai Hamara Suraksha Chakra
Nokia Condoms: Connecting People
Mrf Condoms: Extra Rubber Extra Mileage
KFC Condoms: Finger Licking good
Moov Condoms: Ah Se Ahaa Tak
Mirinda Condom: Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
Godrej Hair Die Condom: Kaato, Kholo, Lagao
Sprite Condom: Bujhaye only Pyaas..Bako all Bakwas!!
Tata Sky Condoms: Isko laga dala to life Jhingalala!
Thumps Up Condom: Taste The Thunder
Coca Cola Condom: Eat Condom,Sleep Condom Wear Only Coca Cola Condom
Rotomac Condom: Sabkuch Dikhta Hai
Amul Condom: A Gift For Someone You Love
Seimens Condom: Communication Unlimited.
Cadbury (Flavoured) Condom: Asli Swad Jindagi Ka
Prestige Cooker Condom: Jo Biwi Se Kare Pyare Woh Condom Se Kaise Kare Inkar
Reliance condom: Think bigger (What??)
Nestle Condom: Everyday
Indian oil condom: Extra power, extra mileage
…and the last but not least:

POLO CONDOM: A Condom with a HOLE!!

 

 

 

War Series - War against India-1

*** Disclaimer*** - Following are the author's own view ..it may not or may match with you ideologies

Not very long ago!!! War took a different name.. Countries are shamelessly funding terrorist organization and the acts of terrorism are now said as War against State.

Yesterday was a eventful day with Govt. and court of India finally gave guilty verdict against Azmal Kasab.. and whole media was busy reporting how he behaved and others.. but have u ever thought ..was he the real culprit ??? .. he shot three of the Mumbai Police ATS top brass, he hijacked railway station and he was caught alive....?? Police never catch terrorist who killed their top brass alive.. but let's see he was an exception... or may be he was just a Pakistani citizen in India who was under Intelligence scanner and may be or may not be a part of a sleeper cell.. or he was our own agent of our intelligence.. who surrendered there to save govt.'s face. The way he pointed his finger on safety of the gun.. it is pure military training .. and it can't be imparted by a year training... so either he was an Pakistani military or ISI or Indian scapegoat.. and what I feel every evidence of him was planted to create a diversion and that is the reason why I think India didn't attack Pakistan inspite of  being proved the terrorists were Paki citizens with Pak military training...because India doesn't have sufficient evidence. 

Even David Headley was all fabricated... he was a CIA agent and he was not rogue.. CIA is famous for this kind of operations throughout history.. Peace was prevailing between India and Pak and they have stopped the arms race.. so why the big brother the biggest arm dealer will let them do so? 

Anyways that is just my speculation but if he is convicted of hanging .. lol.. it will be another mockery.. coz I don't remember when was Aftab Ansari was scheduled to be Hanged...

Now read the following new

New Delhi - The US Embassy in India has warned, on Saturday 05/01/2010, of possible "imminent attacks" by militants in the capital, Delhi, and advised US citizens to be vigilant. "There are increased indications that terrorists are planning imminent attacks in New Delhi," said a statement on the embassy's website. It urged people to avoid several locations popular with Westerners.

Kolkata - Anti-terror police units are on a desperate hunt to track down INDIAN Mujahideen - IM hideouts and neutralize sleeper cells said to be preparing for a major attack in the city media reports, on Friday 04/30/2010, said. 

Terrorism has reached a new height, they are using latest technologies and we have a sloppy internal defense system.... like Delhi was in red alert state and there were 5 incident of mob lynching and two rapes in a moving car. So wat do u think the terrorist will come with a board in hand that hey I am terrorist.. catch me if u can.. they are trained to move blended in crowd and I am not gonna be talking about Kolkata..everybody knows what a sloppy police system is there....

Seriously we need to work on it..  and people have to be more attentive.. if u see something suspicious..call police .. or dial 100... think if a billion watchful eyes are there keeping an eye for you.. who will think of hurting you.....

This series is just a starting and soon I will be touching every terrorist organization's history and ideologies of India and abroad ..so that u can know that world war 3 is on.. only this time civilians are being killed ..

take care..