Holidays are always fun...

As u know from my FB status..I am nowadays with my parents ..though I wanted to spend the christmas too but I didn't got the leave so left for the home on 26th...

The journey and the stay were all eventful.. I managed not to forget to take my camera's connecting gear but managed to forget the battery...so it is lying ideal ...and I was so sure of me taking all sets for my camera.. i skipped the connecting gears of handset...so I am all camera blind....

Yeah !! Yeah!! I am being me nowadays....just take my suggestion>>> never ever pack on the final day :P...

and I didn't missed Avatar too ..This tuesday I planned an entire family movie event in the nearby Inox Forum and booked our seat for the 3D gala and believe me ...it is indeed a movie worth to watch and seeing it in 3D makes it more wonderful..though dad n mom were satisfied with the graphics but they were sad that movie was not like Titanic coz I forgot to mention that James Cameroon made the film much after the Titanic got down under...but nevertheless seeing mom n dad jump with every incoming missile was just fun..even I skipped some beats ...





 Over all the Vacation is running good...

Oh my sister has opened her blog and her first two post are all bashing me....just have a look and encourage her time to time...her literary sense is quite brighter than me but she needs to get accustomed to blogger world now... So do visit her blog and encourage her ....

Sucharita's World of Emotions...

 ohhh!! and happy new year's eve... and Kolkata is bubbling in festive spirits... so drink safe ..eat safe and stay safe ...and don't get urself caught in trouble....my wishes for you today and advanced wishes for the New year 2010 too :)

Love and carez

PS: My Christmas post is still pending as my spare HDD is not running here which got the main event surprise in it... :) I will post when I will get back on 4th Jan :)

Mockery of Indian Judiciary...

I always thought ... no one can harm me as justice is always with the innocents ..if some one harm me,  keepers of justice will find a clue and punish the harmer but what if these so called keepers of justice harm you...?????

It was such a nice day like today in the year 1990 , when former Director General of Police and then IG of Police and president of tennis Association of State of Haryana ...SPS Rathore,  called up a budding tennis player , a mere 14 year old girl to his office and openly molested her. Like usual the girl complained , had an eye witness too and the ordeal of her life started. 

Her brother was arrested on 6 false charges of car theft and was tortured in custody and all the case were dated after the incident and later he was exonerated , she was expelled from her school due to disciplinary actions which school is reluctant to comment, her father was harassed by his employers in bank and then goons started to storm the house and threaten her mother. All just to make her back away from her statement . even the eyewitness family was tortured just to make her hostile and slowly slowly things got worser. After 3 years , not much in power to bear the torture by keepers of law, the girl committed suicide.....and the government closed the file promptly within a week.... 

And yesterday after 19 years of that incident, the judge found SPS Rathore guilty and punished him for a jail term of 6 months and granted a bail to appeal (for taking 19 years more) and more better a fine of Rs. 1000 or 20$ ..it is what I know much less than the fine in harmless traffic violations... and I found tear in my eyes...and the first time I felt ashamed to be citizen of a country where people with power can commit heinous crimes and can go away with a pat on their back..

Think, a girl was molested... she was minor...she was harassed for the period of 4 years ...her whole family got harassed...the eye witness was harassed...she killed herself because of this >>>> and the molester , harasser got away with a 6 month sentence...I guess even if you count any of the above incident under IPC ..u will find sentences much better than that... and I see here a molestation of a minor girl and second degree murder which at least amounts to 7 years .... why not should I call it mockery of justice ???

Look at the smiling face of the moron...a shameless guy like this should be shot in market square and that's why I like Islamic punishment system....eye for an eye...and  see what he said in defense... that Ruchika was making him victim because he expelled from association as she mocked a boy of not having Salman Khan's muscles...gosh !! u moron it was 1990 ..Salman didn't had an inch of a muscle then...U will find it more funny when u completey read what he said and judge believed...Read the details

Not that following was a news where Goa officials are trying to protect a rapist who raped a Russian tourist and now are trying to bribe her to remove the case and their ministers give statements like Goa is safe and developing

It is such a shame in a country where women are always compared to goddess and worshiped and code like Atithi devo bhava was followed.... 

This post is dedicated to Ruchika Gehrotra and all other victims of justice...I hope at least the case is pursued to higher courts and criminal like SPS Rathore whom we appointed as our hope.. to be punished at par with the crime...

The reason for this post is at least SPS Rathore may have gone unpunished but the law... should not be spared the shame ..they should know what we feel about it when the play with our justice system ..when they  hurt a kid..when the make them commit suicide....and the whole world should know what a scumbag that criminal was............. 

PS: I might be leaving for New year... so it may be the last post of my year for my holidays and celebrating with my family to someplace cozy...if u wanna find out such place like  snowboarding holidays ... have a time to check to website...

Love ya and take care....and stay safe u girls...

For those who call me a jerk....

Many of you guys wanted that I should spill the beans about me... Many of you guys without trying to know me got busy in maligning my image when I declared my relationship status with my girl on facebook...

though I wanted to name and bash them up..but I guess they might have no other work than bitching around and many of them boasted that they heard how a jerk I am but they havn't visited my blog yet...as it was not standard or is abusive....lol

So I thought why not give a proper introduction of me...

My name is Sourish Karmakar, age 26 and quite moody.

I don't like visiting trash blogs and following them up only to increase my follower count

I am not a girl so sure I don't have sniffers around me waging their tails

I am not jobless so I don't go to individuals and bitch around

I am in facebook ..I am a loved moderator of a community over 5000 guys..I have got 3490 frnds in FB..and most of them had a chat with me one or many times and most of them are my clan members of mafia wars that I indulge the most there

Apart from that...

I  am in blogger for  more than many of you...and I am quite habituated of handling jerks who don't have any life other than go bitch to my girl or frnds of my girl..so if u need a war...come face to face rather than having long conversation about me behind my back

If u r so concerned about the future of my girl..

then  u should know...

I have got degrees more than you and any time can beat u if u wanna compare my scorecards with ya..

I am doing Doctoral studies...if u need to know whether my girl's future is safe with me...

I can do wateva you guys think U can do better  than me...believe me I can bring u a lot of endorsements if u need

I was loved and being loved by all my juniors and seniors in all my years straight from school to college 

For any other info...come straight to me rather than talking behind my back to my girl to back down... I will be glad to clear ur info about me...

At least now u know two thing straight...First...that I don't give a damn how popular u r and how many close frnds u got who won't come to my blog ever or write bashing posts about me..coz I blog for me and wateva readers I have I am damn sure they won't leave me ever... 

and I guess now u know the second...that I don't like people talking about me behind my back...and next time I will name u straight rather than writing a general post ..so that people can know what a jerk u can be to gain a little popularity...

See..I can be harsh even with out the F words that I am accused of using more than often...but just to be clear that I am not pretentious like you...who live a dual life just only to have a fake popularity in virtual world which u never got in real life..I am so sure about that ...........

PS: This post is all for those morons who think they can bitch around about me unnoticed .. and I apologize to my readers if any time they felt offended..

NOBEL OBAMA SPEECH and WAR against terrorism

So at last Barrack Obama won Nobel.... and he compared himself with the likes of Mahatma Gandhi, Mendela and Martin Luther King...and not only that he said they were not just enough with their strategies of using non violence as weapon... and not only that he justified the cause why the commander of the greatest trio of armed forces needs to go all war war and pound some Talibani Ass... So freaking amazing that he got a standing ovation and Nobel committee was in toes to understand the cause why he was selected in first place...

So it was an amazing day, was just channel surfing when I got to see Obama speaking live...and I was nonetheless mesmerized... I was feeling at last Nobel committee jumped in with the likes of Ms. Julia Morley who owns the rights of Miss World who time to time keep dark skinned girls  and kinky girls of war torn countries in the top three ...as like Nobel it is not all about giving the beauty the sole credit rather they wanna lift up their image giving more n more deprived people something to cheer upon...

The whole fiasco is because of the good publicist Obama hired who transformed the polls from in favor of Ms Hillary Clinton who was fighting for the cause of women whose husbands get blowjobs at Oval office :D... in a something called first all american and black president... and believe me I am gonna hire him for my blog's publicity which is so seeing the downfall of scared readers... and may be I can one day get the Pulitzer for my news feeds or Booker for my awesome stories ... *blush blush*

Let's drop the issue of NOBEL now.. even Yasser Arafat of FATEH and Hamas got that...freaking ... I should join some Jehadi group .. kill thousands of people and then renounce violence to join politics and get a Nobel for Peace...lol.. what a mockery....OH!! btw our own Bandit queen Phoolan Devi should be a tough fight for me.. only if she was alive.. but then there are several politcians in India who are gonna give me a strong fight...

But ....

The speech was good and believe me I support this American Policy in Afghanistan... at least the people are getting a life there... People say like my own Flatmate...that America should not poke their nose where human rights are being violated ...even he was saying Saddam was a hero... and kiling him was America's fault..but here I beg to differ.. as it is indeed a good thing that US is doing there...as it is better to see a safe and fighting Afghanistan then to see beheading of Afghan people on BBC and getting upload videos of women being beaten, molested and raped as they tried something to read... as for Taliban and maximum radical Islamist..women are just for belly dance and producing lots of babies and milk for their coffees... or some African tribal cutting off some breasts as they don't wanna let their rival tribal babies to have milk of them...( Oh god!! these fucktards criminals do have fetish for boobies :D)...
So America jumping in to civilize these criminal ain't bad at all for me...and I do endorse the part of the speech where Obama said War is a tragedy but ....

If human rights are not protected, peace is a hollow promise. 

And I so loved his statement when he said the exact word I wanna say to the Human rights group supporting jehadis and terrorists...

....as a head of state sworn to protect and defend my nation ... I face the world as it is, and cannot stand idle in the face of threats to the American people. For make no mistake: evil does exist in the world. A non-violent movement could not have halted Hitler's armies. Negotiations cannot convince al Qaeda's leaders to lay down their arms... 

Of-course I am not the head of any state but believe me if I ever be ..I will sure keep in mind what should we do for the humans not the people living in the confined boundaries called as a Nation...

and the part where I felt ..yeah!! he do deserve commendation if not Nobel....

And that's why this award must be shared with everyone who strives for justice and dignity -- for the young woman who marches silently in the streets on behalf of her right to be heard even in the face of beatings and bullets; for the leader imprisoned in her own home because she refuses to abandon her commitment to democracy; for the soldier who sacrificed through tour after tour of duty on behalf of someone half a world away; and for all those men and women across the world who sacrifice their safety and their freedom and sometimes their lives for the cause of peace.

 

So see an eventful day indeed it was and at last Nobel for Peace was delivered... and since it is a winter and if you haven't checked out for any skiing holidays then don't forget to click the link..oh btw ...Norway is a fav destination for winter holidays and do you know Norway is an ally of Americal...

ok !! smart people ...now u know why Assembly of Norway awarded him the Nobel...but then also I don't feel that US is doing anything bad in killing talibanis...

God bless you all.....

Snowy holidays...

That day I was talking to one my Mafia god mother Mette... I was so fascinated to visit denmark and the snowy cities.. I used to so love the game Max Payne for the snowy surroundings it got in it...and I played it in winter too... I so want to run around New York with a sawed off shot gun killing bad guys under snow...hehehehe me and my hitman fantasy.... I so wanted to tell you this before :)

lalallalala ..i told you....oh btw do u wanna book  a chalet for this winter ..for the ski chalet holidays ..u do need to check it out... i so love to take one myself one day...

till then I should get back to my work 

love and my lovely

I so want to write about our new relation but I am scared to write about it ...

But then I promised her that this post will be all about her... :)

but then... let it be a bliss... many of you already know her and many of you don't...but I guess it is not high time to spill the beans...

but then add me in facebook and you will know :D and don't forget to add me on your farmville and mafia...hehehehe.. :D

okiee enough of masti...
it is her first letter of love.. just a few lines about what she feels about this relationship :)

"Sedin...

Raat jegechilam.. tomar chokher aloy bhor kore

Aar brishti..

Se to sara raat dhore, janlar gaa beye amar aanchol rangiye chilo"

The fluttering of those soft petals, when i touched them with mine, invoked the deadliest of rain that day. If you hadn’t embrace me in your arms, i would have been washed away... washed away towards an unknown horizon

OH!! yeah we have planned our honeymoon in Alps ..but then I thought...honeymoon pe Alps jaake karenge kya... don't you think wastage of bucks when actually u will be busy in sum rather important sports than skiing..but I guess the snowboarding holidays then will be handy :D ....

oh btw .... she is lovely and she loves me very much and apart from me being a lousy busy bee she loves every other bit of mine...I will come back with more..  :)..soon... and for the bengali translation...please ask me if you need to know :)

The story of a nobody

That morning.....

 

I am a nobody..an average looking person. I am 5' 6"" , kind of fair but I never felt so but my mother always said I am one. So, I guess you have to believe her. I earn quite a decent but I need to take trains still to reach my office. I so dream that one day flying cars will all over the city and I can fly anywhere in a second but till then I guess I should grace the railways. I am very happy as she smiled yesterday. Yeah! she smiled at me. Can you believe that she smiled ?? I thought she never will know that I like her but today i am thinking to ask her name. I should take it slow . i don't want her to think I am desperate.

10 hours later.

Shitt! I am late ... The boss is such a moron ...what was so necessary about the meeting . I knew he was not going to attend that anyways. She must have left by now. I am such a loser , a girl smiled at me and here I am coming late when I was supposed to ask her name. I am taking it so slow. I know this is the reason none of the girls in my college liked me. Hey!! thank god !! There she is. Should I go to her??? No, I shuld wait , I should not look desperate, but it is just the name .. no I am not going, Oh god!! she is looking at me....Should I smile or not??? ....What the hell was that sound?? What is it??? ..My god!! what hit me?? Shitt!! is this blood?? Oh God !! it is blood... it is paining so much...Shitt!! my head's all shaky , I  can't stand ...why this is happening to me ...why I am hit?? Oh god!! am I going to die...it is so paining. Why is the darkness all around???...

3 more hours later...

Where am I?? Why I am in hospital??? Was it mom?? No no !! I want to see my mother.. What the hell they pushed in me... ??

9 days later.....

how long I was asleep. Why I am feeling so weak...? Why I am feeling sleepy... Mom!! I can see her.. why my hands not moving???

44 days later......

The doctors discharged me today and told me that I can go home.. I am going home in taxi.. it has been so long since I rode home in a taxi...I heard they caught one and is now in jail..

365 days later.....

I am scared !! They said in TV that it can happen again tomorrow..1 year... And I still don't know what was her name... I never saw her again...my friends say that she was hit very bad ..one bullet to her chest and one grazed through her throat..I don't want to believe them...but her smile still haunts me...and the killer is still sitting in comfort...

......

This was the story of the nobody... who survived the 26/11 but lost a lot of blood and is scared, yet he embraced his life once again. all he wants to ask what was his fault that he was gunned down without any reason and why the criminal is still sitting in comfort in jail while he can't sleep in night and can't move unscared in a crowded place....

Once again ...my condolences for the deceased and admiration towards the survivors who are still fighting the odds and moving on in the 'land of opportunities' ..yeah Mumbai..the same land where a MLA was beaten by fellow MLAs as he took the oath in Hindi instead of marathi ..which is crime for some Marathi Manus who are bullying weaks yet pee their pants when it comes to fighting the real enemy...the land for which whole India cried and still prays.....This my tribute for the brave soldiers and commoners who laid down their life as they felt themselves Indians...

PS:I so wanted to write about my new relation.. but I guess today is not the day to write..so .. and God bless you all.... JAI HIND.. Stay safe...

Pic disclaimer : The image used is completely random and bear no resemblance with the character of the fiction, anything else is purely coincidental.. weblinks are intact and if objected will be removed ... thank you...

Love and the wedding...

Yeah!! I am so happy... can't tell u the reason if u ain't smart enough to know that...okie go and read the prev post... u will get the hint... :) so this post is gonna be all happy happy..no crappy :D

Few days back I had been to Kolkata to attend a marriage ceremony of two of my classmates....Anirban Dutta and Payel Ghosh Dutta. As u guys know that I am not so ceremonies type guy...but this was actually imporant for me as I was gonna reunited with college buddies whom I never seen in these 4 year after passing out... and the other reason is that we have shifted to Kolkata and it was a wonderful time to meet mom n dad out of blue... but there is also on reason which actually compelled me to do so was Anirban saved me from drowning..which he politely admits to not remember but  I saw my death there and if he din't have jumped in to save me..I would have drowned there and then only.... So it was necessary for me to be with him on the day which meant a lot to him...

Okiee now let the pictures do the talking....

This is Anirban and he is the most coolest guy u will ever see.. who was not evn dressed up 1 hours before this pic....

 

The Wedding bus...supposed to be Partha sarathi.. the name of Lord Krishna..but eventually ended up being Paratha Sarathi... kinnda suitable for the wedding bus :D ..bus which leads us too loads of Parathe :D

 

The two classmates..Payel and Anirban finally tied together in the wedlock ..No prize for guessing that it was a love marriage arranged by their family :D

 

Like every story there is a guy who takes the fallout... :D he got devasted ..but yet he can't refuse..when it comes to eating in a wedding and both the groom and bride invited him..and he couldn't refuse either :D

Lovable gals of my college..yeah the guy in extreme left 'Sanyal' was too cute then and too cute now to be removed from lovable gals category :D

My mom n dad..so happy to see them married...Mummmaaaaaaaaa Meri Shadi bhi karwaogi ya nhi ????

 

Yeah!!! Bengali  marriage and that too without yummy food is not possible... oh btw the finger in the left side is mine... so don't think about eating that up too : D

So this was the marriage ceremony .. and believe me the fun we had together was so awesome... meeting all my frnds of B.tech days and the lingua we used to use...was awesome...I so want to get married... :D and no prize for guessing that I finally found the gal... :)

Ps: I am not disclosing the name of my 'soon to be'...because she wants me to go slow now ..at least when it comes to the final declaration...but no she is not taking our relationship slower...Muaaah !!! It feels so  good to be in love... :)

My life : Death and Love..

The rate by which I was updating my site... many of the people got really scared ...scared because..they din't know what to comment reading those ultra sensible ;) posts..so I slowed things up..coming to the post..

This week was quite unusual... because lot of things happened which really affected me a lot...

There was a girl during my B.Tech days ..Swati Maity... I was very fond of her...and like teens we used to plan a lot like a dream house for both of us and lots of other things...she used to have a characteristic perfume which was pungent to me in the start but after that it was like a sigh of relief as I know who is coming next...

She was kinnda crazy....one day she collapsed of weakness and one of my frnd gave her a resuscitation and she fell for that guy..and by that time I had some issues with her and we grew apart....the guy was sweet..but was hot tempered more better he was like short tempered and was always in his crazy mode... he was very fond of me... and I don't know now about his feelings..but I am still fond of him.. there were loads of crazy incidents and Swati and that boy fell in love.. they were the ideal pair...but both were crazy ...and they used to fight like kids fighting for some freaking candy...

And things changed when one day Swati slammed an iron door on him and broke his front tooth and then the family dropped in and with some serious accusations and altercations their family perpetrated their break-up...a shitty act which changed her life completely....and she got herself buried in books and coffee..her life dramatically changed from a bubbly girl to a sensible but lost girl and soon I found out that issues  we were fighting on were not that correct...but it was late...we had gone a long distance walking on different paths and there was no chance of getting back to sweet days...but we were close at least she was to me and I somehow felt that she cared for me a lot..but there were some crazy frnds of mine who were filling in some crazy shits to her ears about things I suppossedly said and I myself knew nothing about ... but yeah!! i do have a foul mouth..so I don't know for sure...

Her life was all messed up ..her two roommates also left her alone to their own life and there she was a all happy girl to a lone caffeine addict... she got admission in IISC Bangalore in Molecular biotech department and she got herself indulged in her work and sooner she lost herself in that...

This monday I got a mail from my friends that she is no more...I verified and I got that she died of a rare disease 'Kitoacidosis' caused due to prolonged hunger and irregular food habits which pathetically medical world is still hapless when it comes to its treatment... Thinking of her gasping  for breath and suffering cardiac arrest is itself painful to me.. I was devastated and like always I cried a lot...and I cried more when I talked to her family...lonely parents surviving after the death of their single child...I wanted to write her an obituary...but I am stalling it for laterz ....

But that's not all :)...there is a new spark in my life...

A girl who has gone from her regular friend label to something more this week..I don't know what's happening ...as I don't want to take things fast ..as I am lucky enough to get love all the time but I am unlucky as the extinct Dodo when it comes to relationships.... but yeah I am getting closer to her day by day ...

Some of you can guess who she is ..who are regular in my FB... but some of you won't have a clue...but for her privacy ..I am not disclosing her name as she don't want to surprise her dumb gang of frnds that she is in love with some guy who drinks smokes and do what not ..naah !! I guess she herself is puzzled how she fell for me...but u all know I am terribly addicting if u get me in high doses and I know she was caught offguard.....

I hope that this is not an infatuation as she is quite a good girl to be my life partner..with all the highs and all the sweet lows...

I am taking things slow because last time it was terribly painful for me when ex-gf kicked my ass out her life as her brother disapproved me but later I came to know from her that I am terribly incompatible with her and last month she banged up my phone and said the the magic three words " I hate you" ...

so I guess that was enough of closure for me ...as I am not a "fucking newspaper" which u gonna wait in the morning to read and admire ..and fucking 'think not twice' to wipe ur ass if u r out of the tissues in ya toilet ..

But still I have to take up things slowly as my all last relationships taught me one thing... " Sourish u r so lovable and sweet yet people can' live with you together..They just have too many compatiblity issues..so u  should carry ur lousy-arse out of thier life or they will dump u out ..." :D

But I somehow feel that things gonna be different this time but I am keeping my finger crossed...

I know this death and love is contrasting but it is my life..see.. always sumthing  happening...I started the post with tears and now I have a smile...death and love....do change ur life... :)

PS: Soon I am starting a series of guest posts, so that you get a break from me sometimes :D ...

Image courtesy : Links intact... :)

Rising Prices and Prostitution in India ......

India is going through a delicate phase when we all want to do some changes and sadly it all ends up in wanting only...very few of us actually tried to do something but we all spend a lot of time bitching about how politics is draining us up..... As John. F. Kennedy once said...

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

And pathetic enough, we are still not learning to use our resources...

As the title says... yesterday Mr. Pawar told in one conference that this year the Kharif crops got mostly affected by rain n drought and the rising prices are not gonna come down till  Rabi crops comes in picture and that may be in March- April 2010 and he told media that government has taken loads of measures to curb prices ( funnily enough !!! I found Potato was Rs 16 a month ago now it is Rs. 20 :D and veggies prices..lol.. quadrupled in 4 months )

I was thinking other day , I earn some 666.67 bucks per day and live alone..and still I am reluctant to buy that Reebok which caught my eyes a year ago...what daily labors are doing then with 100 a day and family of mostly 8-10 members??? The basic food like Rice and Flour cost some 20 bucks each, of the most ordinary type and with potato being 20, what poor people are eating...veggies are off the table that I know for sure...??? So why crime not gonna rise ..why people won't turn toward terrorism and heists and murder and prostitution.

In Mumbai and New Delhi and in other metros , the living cost is so high that several of call center and office going girls are turning toward prostitution to support their lifestyle of some basic necessity. I even heard that since anonymity is a turn-off for the money spenders these girls have to carry their CV as a proof of they being working middle class girls and separate themselves for ordinary call girls. And the most pathetic enough is that even school going girls have found this way suitable for supporting their extravagant expenses. I don't know what is happening but we are again going to the medieval age where women term was used in tandem with physical pleasure. and believe me if you go to metros you will find male and transsexual prostitutes too catering both males and females.

I thought places like Varanasi , not a very big city are still untouched... when I was proved wrong...As few days back when I was strolling in ghats with my camera ..a guy approached me and asked if I was interested in playing games..I took it lightly and asked about it..he immediately handed me a photo album, and you can't imagine what I saw over there...loads of pics of girls scantily clothed in some modern fashion-wears with age ranging from 11 to 30. Can u imagine 11 and these girls were not only locals but some international tourists too who don wanna go back and found it as an easy work...I do admit ..I did got a stir in my undergarments but all thing went cold when I thought about the girls of these tender age being used and bruised by monsters. So I told the guy to go away politely giving him an excuse that I can't afford 2000 bucks to fuck minors and others are all overpriced and that is where I went wrong that guy came down to some 500 bucks for the youngest of girls and I was literally pissed at the cheapness of that guy. I firmly denied him but he was very pressing on that..soon I saw some duty officers patrolling... Yeah !! you might be thinking that I handed him to Police but no!! I just asked him politely that meet me there a place like 500m away and I will come with my bike and fetch the girl  after paying him there and yeah!! I fled the scene...not because I didn't have bucks to fuck but I found it morally disgusting to do so...but I don't think that guy didn't found any customers that day coz I know the world is full of perverted people and if he din't had those underage girls as an attraction in the album I might have chosen one lady for myself and talking to POLICE seemed vain as I know how their racket incorporates local politicians and police and local thugs.

I was disturbed a lot...but soon I realized it is not they who are wrong it is we who are making them live wrong. We for our pleasure indulge in something like this and encourage more people like those pimps to fetch girls from all the contours of poverty stricken India.

I don't know what we can do about it...as prostitution is not a recent phenomena it was there since ages and the underskirt fantasies are not gonna die soon among boys. Do u kno what we can do with these rising prices ????

PS: I tried not to be explicit but sumtimes nudity is needed for attracting people to see the actual cause.. I hope u understand and read it with discretion.

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Festivals- Durgapuja and me

I had been long trying to update my blog with all the crazy things I did in vacation but either I don't get time to publish or I don't have mood to wait and edit the pics to be posted so that u can load it on your browser... OHHH one more thing...I m gonna have to blog template..this is one takes too long to upload and I will have to manually update my blogroll... so many of the bloggers who ain't updating or not coming here are gonna be off my list...it is getting too crowded....

DAmn!!! this is why I don't update post...I am feeling damn sleepy.....even though I m listening to hard rock from my lappy in my department..I want just to sleep.... I guess I have to take a nap before I write another word!!!....

Back!!! lol...as if u missed my writing... :D like the hell u wanna read more... so I get to my post....

This September end I was home celebrating Durgapuja which is highest rated festival in the eastern side and is highly raed in western too but with a different name ie Navratri...

Kolkata is famous for its Durgpauja, a festival with tremendous rush and lights which some extravagant expenses. But as I am not a people person, I preferred not to roam much, part of which also because of terrorist attack threat and Swine flu scare....

Though my sister disagreed and I had to go with them....

These are all the pics...that I took during Durgapuja...

This is my Elder sister, ever ready when it comes to camera :P

The extravagant Pandaals I was talking about....it is made up of rows of Boats :P. 25 pally :P

The Durgapuja ghumna phirna is never complete without this.. Eggroll :P

oopsy Daisy!! I almost forgot to show you the picture of Durga mata  and the guys in front is my family..mom dad , didi, nephew and my di's hubby ...and left hand extrme is the a volunteer...  :P no prize for guessing else...

Durgapuja is never complete without the community lunch where we all sit together to have hot khichdi , papad chatni and sabzi and it is reallly enoyment at its best as I got to know laods of chicks from that community lunch only....

So these are few snapshots of me spending September end during my two week long vacation...The next post will be about the Road to diwali....

Love u all....

Pick up Lines

When I was kid, I used to hate girls.

They were like enemies to me and I used to pull a lot of them like Pull thier hairs and pull up their tops and pull down their skirts... those were my forte which I used to do with perfection..

It was not  soon that I got to understand the true value of having a girl by my side ..like in teenage it was a pride to have a girl friend in two places one in same school and one in another all girls school... :D and later you need to have a non school girlfriend only who need to occasionally pay you a visit with some kisses here n there :P

But for picking up a girl from all girls school , it was hell tough with no internet teaching available at least was  not cheap. So I had to ask my near dumb friends to look into it and what they came up with nearly changed my life ...I was without a girl friend for a long time...lol


So I will just pick up some lines to be used by you which has some effect...

Like the good effect pick up line...to be used when the girl is sweet homely and innocent...

Characteristic of a good pick up line:

1) Funny

2) A little twisted so that she can understand what u meant only thinking about it for a while

3) Should be said with puppy eyes followed by a wicked smile when she understand wat you wanted to say

4) U should be properly dressed  and do not look like some serial killer let loose

So good girls Pickup lines are :

- Honey, I'm new in this town - do ya think I could have directions to your house.

- Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

- Be unique and different, just say yes.

- Is your name related to Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. 

- Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..

- What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

- You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

- Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

- Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

- Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

- Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

- Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

-You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 

OKK!!!!! Now These lines should not be used  but can be used if you know for sure that girl is too arrogant and need a squeeze before she even talk to you ...

- I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

- Nice legs...what time do they open? 

- I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 

- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 

- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. 

- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 

- I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 

- Do you work for Postal service ? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

- You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

So choose the lines wisely and do tell me if you have anything more to add here :P...love you all...

Picture Courtesy :  All links intact..

2 Adult jokes and a song...for Harini

Disclaimer: Adult and Explicit content ... read at your own risk...lol!!!.

Hahahaha!! the title sounded like weddings and a funeral type... and this post is dedicated to my sweet friend Harini who just turned legal few days back and now can read this post without any legal tussel of putting my in jail for showing an underaged.. explicit content..... Kindda wat paedophiles do :D.... and ...guess wat I wrote this post on birthday and yet decided not to post on the day she turned legal...hahaha but now..she wanted it...so couldn't help it....

Let's go to the jokes......

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork around your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"

and the next one....

A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards.

The golf pro says, "Not bad, Now hold your club as firmly as you hold your wife's breast." The man follows instructions and hits the ball 300 yards. The golf pro says "Excellent!"

Now the woman takes her turn. She hits the ball 30 yards.

Golf pro: "Not bad, but try holding the club like you hold your husband's dick." She swings and the ball goes 10 yards.

Golf pro: "Not bad, now try taking the club out of your mouth."

Hahahahah!!!! I wanted to share these PJs for long but couldn't as one of my follower was juvi :P but now she ain't...so happy birthday sweets....and now I can flirt back with ya...hahahha!!!!

A song for you dear Harini ..a song that I am nowadays hearing like hundred times a day on repeated mode... :)

Fire burning the danceflooor



PS: Just a light adult humor... more serious whining coming soon :D..lol and visited all of your blogs today but couldn't drop comment..will do tomorrow if time permits... love you all...